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The camera pans to T.Blade and his son Hide standing in front of a castle of epic proportion. The scene is straight out of a victorians horror. Grey clouds are smattered across a midnight blue sky with the moon shining bright, hanging slightly larger than it should be

The silence is pierced by several car horns and the shrill scream of profanity. The camera pulls out and we see this victorian castle is somehow squeezed into a plot between two New York high rises

Ryu and Hide look back to the bumper to bumper traffic on the street behind them and shrug almost in unison

HIDE: So this is where the Night King lives?

RYU: Yeah, you think someone would have noticed this giant gothic castle in the middle of New York City.

HIDE: Right? Can’t believe we had to interrogate Vincent Winters to get the address.

HIDE: He seemed so determined to hide the location, how did you end up getting him to talk?

RYU: A looped 5 hour recording of your mother nagging, he didn’t even make it past the first hour.

Hide shivers, as he recalls the myriad times his mother had grilled him with her legendary nagging. He shakes it off and nods to his father. The two look determined as they defiantly enter the castle.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Hello and welcome to Turmoil 161. We're just over two weeks away from the grand daddy of them all. Wrestlution!
	Can you feel it Tom?

	It's with sad news that Ronald Regan suffered a heart attack earlier this week. He's recovering in hospital but he could be out for some time.
	My prayers are with him and his family right now.

The man standing in the ring removes his mask and wig revealing himself to be Jimmy Henry, to the delight of the crowd.

Jimmy: I was gonna come out here and tell you all how I'm cancer, and I'm gonna kill Jimmy Henry, and how you guys are nothing but sheep. But I think we are all bored to death of hearing that craic?

The crowd apparently agree, as they start an AYE! chant. Aye! Aye! Aye!

Jimmy: Instead, I came out here to tell you all that I will do whatever I can to try and ensure that at Wrestlelution 11...

Jimmy pauses for effect, and the crowd cheer...

Jimmy: ...neither of those Invictus clowns, leave the arena that night with the Future Investment briefcase.

Jimmy: Having to listen to those jerks come out here every week and show nothing but disrespect to you guys, the people who really pay their wages, annoys the living hell out of me.

Jimmy: Watching Sid Harrison cheat Joe Zhivago out of his place, has made me more determined than ever...

Jimmy: Will there be any disciplinary action for this? Probably not, because our GM is only interested in ratings. Fair play comes second to dollars in his eyes - business comes first.

Jimmy shakes his head in disgust, and pauses to catch his breath.

Jimmy: Okay guys, I will see y'all next week in this ring, when the four of us have a chance to get things off our chest.

Jimmy leaves the ring to the applause of the crowd, as the X-Tron starts to play a video...

The camera pans to the announce team.

	It's all about future investment.
	I can't wait to see them all turn on each other. It's going to be great. It's great. Isn't it great?

Stacy Clarke is standing with Lil' Hudsy, just before his match with Turmoil debutant Okami.

Stacy: Lil' Hudsy, you must be excited to be back in the ring, we haven't seen you since you defeated Jeremiah Tully at Road 2 Glory.

Hudsy: Yeah Ms Clark, I'm excited. I've been carrying some niggly lil' injuries, but the good Lord has made sure I'm feeling better and ready to go.

Stacy: You surprised many with your first win of the season at the PPV, are you confident you can carry that form on, going into this match.

Hudsy: Confident? "Therefore do not throw away your confidence, which has a great reward." Hebrews 10:35.

Stacy looks at Hudsy confused.

Stacy: So you think you're gonna win?

Hudsy: "For we walk by faith, not by sight." 2 Corinthians 5:7.

Stacy changes the subject, not seeming to grasp the concept of biblical quotations.

Stacy: Ooooookkkaaay... All the best Hudsy.

Hudsy: Thanks, ma'am.

Lil Hudsy walks off camera to get ready for his match.

Stacy (to her cameraman): I preferred when he used to just do his cute little raps...

Stacy starts rapping in an husky voice, making a terrible attempt at impersonating Lil' Hudsy.

Stacy: My name is Hudsy, and I'm here to say...

The camera quickly cuts to the commentary team.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Look's like Lil' Hudsy is ready for his match.
	EJ Okami makes his debut on Turmoil and it's next.

Lil' Hudsy

vs

EJ Okami

The camera pans to the announce team.

	He got all of that one!
	JAYZUS!

Previously recorded:

The scene opens as the cameras pan along the walls of a bedroom. On one of the walls is a mural of an unknown city skyline, brightly lit against the night sky. On another wall are a few posters of bulldozers and excavators with attractive ladies posing with them- suggestively dressed in jean booty shorts, cropped tank tops and hard hats. We even see a rough blueprint for one “Hoverboard” with a Post-it attached to it that reads “IOU”.

As the camera continues to turn, the Hardcore Daddeh himself, Bill Ding, comes into view as he appears to be settling down for the evening. Although he is the Hardcore Ding, let's not be mistaken that he would ever trade in his success for comfort- the Ding is seen donning his 101% flannel pjs with little sandwiches and guitars on them because hey, the two go hand in hand right?

Ding sets down his beloved sledgehammer Lorraine on its silk pillowtop cushion after kissing it goodnight. He then picks up his trademark toolbelt and opens the pouch.

As the pouch opens it emanates a bright, blinding light, illuminating the room and surrounding him with a glowing aura. He handles the mysterious substance carefully in the palms of his hands and places it for safe keeping inside a plexiglass casing. Once placed inside, the aura appears to pulsate as it recharges- particles begin to move all around within it.

Ding stretches and yawns loudly. Now that his bedtime routine is complete, he crawls into bed to get some shuteye.

Ding: Time to get to sleep! Back to Turmoil tomorrow.

Scene ends.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	The Dinger is coming!
	He built this city!!!

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