The scene opens with Wrex walking around backstage checking every nook and cranny seemingly looking for someone or something.

Wrex Jimmy! Joe? Seriously where did those f**kwits go? Jimmy!?

Jim Black Yes?

Wrex Oh for f- not you the actual Jimmy, you seen any of the other Scots?

Jim Black I might know where they are, but first.

Wrex Don't say it.

Jim Black Would you mind.

Wrex Don't f**king say it.

Jim Black Answering a quick question.

A few moments of silence goes by as Wrex just stares a hole right through him and almost into the wall behind him.

Wrex Sure Jim... ask away.

Jim Black Tonight you fought Jeremiah Tully, do you have anything to say about him.

Wrex Hits hard for an old bastard his age, if only his stamina was as good as the punches, turns out smarts don't mean much when you can't even keep yourself standing,seriously though. Tell Tully once he get that kink out of that brittle neck to come find me for another round, turns out kickin shit out of southern granddads is good exercise. Just wait till I have a nice new case before you do of course. Now Jim I told you what you wanted to hear, where are they?

Jim Black No idea where.

"You just sa-" Wrex stops talking midway through the sentence and smiles, putting his hand onto Jim's shoulder he continues.

Wrex You tricked me didn't you? Got me thinking one thing then you throw the other, real funny Jim.

Wrex proceeds to look past Jim and towards the wall, he weighs the pros and cons of finally turning Jim to a fine paste on the brick, he makes his final decision and sighs.

Wrex Not tonight.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	He's a clever one that Wrex.
	He's on the road to Lution for sure. Can he make himself famous?

Ryu and Hide burst into the Night King’s throne room

RYU: I have come to defeat you… whoever you are!

Hide looks at his father incredulously as he realizes they never bothered to find out who exactly they were hunting down.

The Night King rises from his throne, still shrouded by shadow.

NIGHT KING: HOW DARE YOU ENTER MY SANCTUARY! I AM THE NIGHT KING DERMAN HERMAN!

As he announces his name the darkness swirls away from him, we see a seven foot behemoth with comically long arms, extending past his knees. He has various tattoo on his body, but the most prominent is the one on the right side of his chest which reads ‘NAEYT’

Ryu and Hide look at each other in utter surprise.

NIGHT KING: HA I SEE YOU ARE RIGHTFULLY IN FEA-

Before he can finish Ryu and Hide burst into laughter, Hide is on the brink of tears

NIGHT KING: INSOLENCE! BEHOLD THE INFINITE SPEED OF THE NIGHT KING!

Before he can do anything Ryu pulls a Stopwatch out of his pocket and clicks it. The NIght King freezes in place

RYU: Behold deez busta! They don’t call me the Time Lord for nothing. Hide, get a sample so we can synthesize our cure.

HIDE: Yessir!

Hide hustles over and takes several blood samples, when he finishes he gives his father a thumbs up. Ryu then takes a vial of Holy Water, taken from the Bathroom sanctuary of Paul Pugh and throws it at the frozen Night King, it explodes in a flash of green light vaporizing the Night King

RYU: AND THE DAY IS SAVED! Lets go home kiddo.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Looks like the Trash defeated his arch nemesis.
	Speaking of trash... i forgot to empty the bin last night. Doh!

	Coming up next, Jackson Montgomery takes on Jacob Trance.
	I can't wait for this one.

Jackson Montgomery

vs

Jacob Trance

The camera pans to the announce team.

	If he had a brain, he would be dangerous.
	Unsafe workers, the both of them.

Scene opens backstage where Captain is found straightening up the food table before grabbing a broom and sweeping the area around the table.

Captain to himself: This place should be ashamed. This is preposterous. No place of business should be this dirty. Do these people have no values? No character? No…

Before Captain can finish his thought, Bill Ding shuffles by - sandwich in hand and a dance step in his giddyup, humming a tune to himself. The two lock eyes and Bill shoots him a ‘pow pow’ with finger guns before continuing on his way.

Captain: Undeniably corpulent.

Scene ends with Captain taking out his white gloves to test his newly cleaned table.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	OCD?
	I wonder if the captain has a real ship?

...Previously Recorded on Easter Sunday

We pan into the pleasant home of the H2O family, we see Ligermask and La Lengua sat at the dinner table with Mr and Mrs O as well as the O extended family.

LA LENGUA: Senor y Senora O, its a shame young H couldn’t be here with us, but it is always a pleasure for my Patron Ligermask and myself to visit your home…

The O family look very displeased at La Lengua’s claim. He makes a knowing face, almost straight out of a sitcom and corrects himself.

LA LENGUA: OUR home! And we would all like to invite you to share in the Capirotada the Patron has graciously brought for dessert!

The O family seems excited as Liger raises a hand and nods graciously. One of his henchmen materializes from a corner and leans over to Ligermask

HENCHMAN: The Janitor is down Patron.

Ligermask scowls, upset at the news of the Janitor. Mrs. O seems to notice

Mrs O: Is everything ok Liger?

Liger’s face almost instantaneously shifts to a smile and he motions to La Lengua

LA LENGUA: Everything is fine, its just some unfortunate business that came up… be sure it will be dealt with.

LA LENGUA: But now is the time to celebrate! To FAMILIA!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	To familia!!!
	...

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