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We now go to the middle of the ring where the twelfth most powerful man in OCW, Gentleman Jack, is standing alone.. Just like last week, Jack is wearing a bathrobe, his trademark eight dollar sunglasses, and carrying a bottle of cheap tequila. This week Jack has traded in his seven iron for a microphone. 

Jack: I want to take this opportunity to do something that a man of my stature and socioeconomic standing rarely does. I want to apologize to the little people. You know who I'm talking about. I'm speaking of the inconsequential, unimportant masses like all these douchebags in the arena tonight who willingly plop down their money to be talked down to by somebody far superior like myself.

Jack: But it's not just these stupid fans I owe an apology too, oh no! To the boys in the back, production, Board of Directors, etc.... while you all may be just as frivolous, just as trivial to me as these fans, I still owe you an apology. Yes indeed.

Jack: Not Jackson Montgomery though. That, you had coming. You're just the worst. F*ck you Jackson Montgomery. F*ck you so, so, soooo hard. Why don't you go to a Waffle House bathroom and blow the business end of one of your beloved guns?

The crowd boos and hisses, showing their disdain.

Jack: Oh I'm sorry is there where I lost you? I congratulated a twenty year old man for beating his pregnant ex girlfriend into a hopeful miscarriage, yet you bought tickets to watch us both. Hypocrites.

Jack gives the finger to the crowd as he drinks from his beloved tequila.

Jack: Let me get back on track here. Most importantly however, I have to apologize to Versus and Drago. What I did, it was wrong. It was a heat of the moment, all in kind of thing. That doesn't make it right folks though does it? No it does not...

Jack takes a deep pull from his cheap tequila before getting down on his knees to ask forgiveness. Jack begins to speak with every ounce of sincerity he can muster.

Jack: Versus, Drago, unimportant people, basically everyone but Jackson... here I am on bended knee, apologizing. I humbly ask all of you for you heartfelt forgiveness. I know what I did was wrong, I truly, truly do. Next time, things won't be the same guys, I promise!

Jack begins to slowly rise, taking another deep sip of the tequila. He raises the microphone to his lips as the tension builds...

Jack: Because next time, I'm going to finish the job and I will **** Bubba!!!!!

The crowd, appalled that OCW continues to let a man openly talk about beastiality and suicide, showering Jack with boos.

Jack: Drago, you godd*mn communist heathen! Lions, tigers, bears, you can bring the entire Bronx Zoo with you next week if you want to and it won't change one thing. Next week, live, the main of event of Riot, I'm going to expose what a fraud you are to the entire world! There is only one true champion of OCW and his name is Dennis Black!

Jack struts around the ring, drinking tequila and soaking in the hate of the crowd.

Jack: Now onto the matters at hand. As you all know by now, I'm on a quest to achieve the most glorious erection in OCW history! Now, a man can't simply run out and attempt a terrifyingly gargantuan erection. No, a man must build up to such a spectacle. 

Jack: Which is why tonight, I'm going to attempt to just get a category 2 erection. Nothing too fancy mind you, nothing that'll blow Casey Paine's door down or anything. How will I achieve such an erection you ask? One word folks, Bray.

Jack: Bray, you ignorant clown, if it wasn't for the beating you gave me in my debut over a year ago, I'd be even more powerful today than you peons could possibly imagine! Do you have any idea how far back you set my plans?! And what did you do with it??? Nothing! Beating a rookie Gentleman Jack has been the highlight of your sad excuse for a career! So tonight, I'm going to do you and everyone else here a favor when I end your career!

Jack: Now I'm not going to fire you, I'm not going to suspend you, hell, I won't even threaten the referee's wife and children for once. No Bray, for you it's going to be even worse. I'm going to physically punish you at will, and then I'm going to run around you in circles like a jackass. Why? Because I don't respect you as a man anymore. I'm going to embarrass you. I'm going to show the world just how far you've fallen.

Jack: Bray, I don't think I'm even going to pin you. No Bray, pin falls are for men, you're just an overgrown child in bad facepaint. Oh and you're sister is a whore, I almost forgot that part. No Bray, you dont deserve the sweet, easy release of a pinfall defeat. Bray, I'm going to make you tap out. I'm going to make you admit to me, the referee, the entire world that I am you're better! Do you hear me you ignorant muckweasle?

Jack begins to do his trademark airplane spin around the ring when he suddenly stops.

Jack: Oh and one more thing... 

Jack gets on his knees once more, almost as if to pray.

Jack: Known pedophile Tiberius Dupree... If you can hear me right now brother I just have to say one thing. Even though it's that time of year, even though your Betterness grows each day...

Jack slowly rises once more, removing his sunglasses and looking up to the great betterness in the sky as he gets to his feet.

Jack: I'M ONE AND OH BABY!!!! WOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Jack drops the mic and continues his airplane ride as his music kicks in. The Gentleman Jack era of Turmoil continues...

 

The camera pans to the announce team.

He better be ready to eat those words he's up next.

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The camera pans to the announce team.

Well then...

Indeed...

The video package takes place on an empty city street, old beaten down cars line the road, rain is pouring down heavily as well. In the distance a large figure can be seen walking through the rain down the street, as he gets closer we can tell its turmoil superstar Basil Dello Russo..

He looks much different, dawning an attire not seen from him before with a black steel bat in hand. But amongst all the changes seen, the biggest one is the wolf mask he's wearing, it's eyes a dark ominous red. He stops walking for a moment and a very deep unrecognizable voice can be heard.

???: Don't get lost tonight..

Suddenly multiple figures appear from the various ally ways of the street, they take their place behind their leader.. the voice continues.

???: Cause its bound to take your life..

At this point the street is filled with Dello Russo's henchman, showing the influence he has. As they stand their ground, the camera starts fading and the video package slowly ends but not before we here the voice once more.

???: There's a bad moon on the rise..

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