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Welcome to The Clash 2016 Pre Show! |
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Wait we got to work? |
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But of course! |
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So lets get things started with the promising hopefuls of Turmoil, Dennis Black and Madison! |
Madison watched Dennis stretch backstage in preparation for his match. She cleared her throat to get his attention, which caused him to look up at her.
Madison: Ready?
Dennis stood and told her he was.
Madison: Are you sure? How do you know? I mean, you did lose your first match to a guy in a dress. I'm sure you said you were ready then as well.
Dennis looked toward the ramp entrance and sighed.
Madison: And then you lost your second match to a homeless guy. At least he looked homeless.
Dennis: He wasn't homeless.
Madison: Either way, losing your first three matches would spell the end of a promising career. We can't let that happen. Think of the people in your movement.
Dennis: Why the interest in my career, anyway?
Madison: I'm no fool. You've got a decent following. I fully intend to build you up, and ride your coattails to the mountain top. It's a win win for us both.
The balding, smelly, overweight Bill Ding moonwalks to the duo.
Bill Ding: Once you go Black, you don't go back, am I right?!
Bill raises a hand to give Dennis a high five. Both Dennis and Madison stare at him incredulously.
Bill: Tough crowd. Anyway! Looking forward to our match tonight. Let's knock em dead!
Bill holds his hand. Before Dennis could accept the handshake, Madison slapped Dennis’s hand away and stands in front of Bill.
Madison: We have a no interest in dealing with the likes of you.
Bill: is she for real?
Madison: Go away, we have to prep.
Bill frowns at Dennis and walks off. The audience starts to jeer at the sight on the large screen in the arena. Madison turns to Dennis and smiles.
Madison: I'll make sure tonight goes as planned. Trust me, I've got your best interest at heart.
Scene fades to black.
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Kid's trying to make a name for himself can't fault him for that. And Hey that Bill Ding guy looks a lot like.. |
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DON'T YOU DO IT CHARLES, DON'T YOU DO IT!!!! |
Sophia vs Furious
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Big win for the newest Bombshell! |
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Impressive power! |
Bill Ding vs Dennis Black
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HEY!!! thats not! |
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You shut your god damn mouth Charles! |
Scene opens backstage in the locker room. AC is going threw his locker in a frantic pace. He's seems to be enjoying himself but it also rushing.
AC- No, no, no this just won't do.
AC takes a pair of wrestling attire out and behind to analyze it.
AC- Should I dress like Link? Hmmmm nah I think that might arouse Nathan too much.
AC is still throwing his attires everywhere giving his disapproval to all of them.
AC- I found it! StarFox will do just fine!
Scene Fades
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DO A BARRELL ROLL AL!!!!! |
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Only if you promise swallow that pen cap! |
We take you back to the analysts as we patiently wait for The CLASH 2016 to begin!