Time for a real man to take your place at the commentary table?
Real man? WHAT MAN IS MORE REALER THAN I, ARIES?! A GOD DAMNED LEGEND!
I mean, that's a long list. Maybe we'll just get Dennis Black.
How dare you...
I mean he's pretty much you, but ten times better. No. Twenty. Maybe thirty. Possibly otherworldly better.
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO RUIN THIS NIGHT FOR ME, ANA! Tonight is about one thing! The return of the first title that I ever won! The OCW Pride Championship!
But it's not really a title though, is it...
Does it matter?! It's to help people who are stuck find a new path. Now, B-17, Trance and Big Ed aren't stuck, but what better three participants do you know of that would make a better fit for Pride Champion? Big Ed is not where he should be, Jacob Trance is not only my best friend, but on a hot streak right now, and B-17 is an all-around solid competitor. I can't think of three man more deserving!
And with that, we move on to our first match of the evening! However, I feel I need to add...Dennis Black, call me.
Dustin White vs. Vincent Winters
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ALL OVER HIS FACE!
I hope that doesn't leave a mark!
Jarvis Johnson is in his dressing room, putting his face paint on for his in ring appearance.
Jarvis Johnson"Man do I look great! I can not wait to amaze those people with my god-like looks!"
A Crew Member "Excuse me, but its time to go to the ring."
Jarvis Johnson "How dare you interrupt me! Get out of here or I will kill you!"
The crew member gets out of the room screaming.Jarvis Johnson comes out to many boos.
Jarvis Johnson "Hey peasants! What are you stupid idiots doing in my arena! Scram or I will hurt you!"
They chant "YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK!" He just stands there and let them see his beauty. They now chant "YOU ARE UGLY, YOU ARE UGLY!" He is so shocked that he is speechless until they go to the ring. When he goes to the ring he says
Jarvis Johnson "WHAT ARE YOU PEASENTS CALLING ME!"
They than chant again "UGLY UGLY!" He than says
Jarvis Johnson "YOU WILL SEE WHOS UGLY WHEN I WIN AT RIOT YOU WASTE!"
He than runs out of the arena like a toddler having a temper tantrum.
The hell was that?
I think someone's confused.
I think he just said he'd murder that man!
Well...it can only get better, right?
What's our next match?
This one should be a doozy for ya. Bray S. Spur takes on Jack E. Quinn! WHO HAS THE BETTER MIDDLE INITIAL?!
Bray S. Spur vs. Jack E. Quinn
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GOT 'EM!
He can't be happy with himself after that one!
We're going to jump right into our next match of the evening! THIS ONE SHOULD BE GOOD!
Austin Lee looks to carry over his win from last week against former World Champion Jackson Montgomery!
Jackson Montgomery vs. Austin Lee
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Whatever it takes to get it done!
Sickening!
Now it's finally time for our main event of the evening! The OCW Pride Championship is on the line!
Stop calling it a championship! Do we even have a belt yet?!
YES WE DO! AND IT'S SUPER SEXY! AND YOU CAN THANK ONE MR. BENTLEY FOR THE GLORIOUS BELT DESIGN!
Jacob Trance, Big Ed and B-17 up next!
B-17 vs. Jacob Trance vs. Big Ed
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Complete domination!
That was a massacre!
The bell sounds after hard fought match and the ring announcer's voice bellows out of the P/A system.
Announcer: The winner of the match… And the new Guardian of Pride… Jacob Trance!
At that, Trance stands, and looks around, wiping sweat from his brow, at one side of the ring B-17 drags himself up by the ropes, holding his jaw. HIs face is that of a tormented soul, having came up short once again against a familiar foe. He shakes his head and makes a sharp exit as Jacob collects himself in the corner.
Now, the fallen giant, Big Ed stirs and rolls out under the bottom rope, exiting in a flurry of swear words and derogatory terms towards the fans at ringside. This leaves Jacob alone as Aries stands up from the commentary position applauding his friend who doesn’t seem best pleased. Aries picks up the Pride title and makes his way into the ring.
Aries: Jacob! Congratulations on becoming the Guardian of Pride, this entitles you to wear this symbol, in the form of a championship belt and, at Mr. Sensations discretion a one off match against the Television or North American Champion at either a RIOT, a Turmoil, a pay-per-view or even right here on Momentum.
Aries gets closer to Trance who just stares blankly at him as the Pride Championship is placed on his shoulder. Trance’s reaction is simple, he shrugs it off, letting it fall into his left hand as Aries just smiles, oblivious to Jacob’s body language. Aries leans in to embrace his friend but is met with a rough shove, knocking him over onto his rear end. Trance shakes his head.
Trance: I’m not your friend, and you’re not mine. Things changed round about the fifth or sixth time you walked out on me… Goodbye Stephen, thanks for another hand-me-down part of your legacy.
Jacob swivels and drops out of the ring as Aries look on, only for his night to get worse as Loki walks out and proceeds to hi-five Trance before jumping on his back, being literally carried backstage.