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TERMINAL 5, NYC

 

 

 

IT'S THAT TIME AGO, FOLKS!

Time for a real man to take your place at the commentary table?

Real man? WHAT MAN IS MORE REALER THAN I, ARIES?! A GOD DAMNED LEGEND!

I mean, that's a long list. Maybe we'll just get Dennis Black.

How dare you...

I mean he's pretty much you, but ten times better. No. Twenty. Maybe thirty. Possibly otherworldly better.

YOU'RE NOT GOING TO RUIN THIS NIGHT FOR ME, ANA! Tonight is about one thing! The return of the first title that I ever won! The OCW Pride Championship!

But it's not really a title though, is it...

Does it matter?! It's to help people who are stuck find a new path. Now, B-17, Trance and Big Ed aren't stuck, but what better three participants do you know of that would make a better fit for Pride Champion? Big Ed is not where he should be, Jacob Trance is not only my best friend, but on a hot streak right now, and B-17 is an all-around solid competitor. I can't think of three man more deserving!

And with that, we move on to our first match of the evening! However, I feel I need to add...Dennis Black, call me.

 



It's a Match!
Dustin White vs. Vincent Winters

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The camera pans to the announce team.

ALL OVER HIS FACE!

I hope that doesn't leave a mark!

 

Jarvis Johnson is in his dressing room, putting his face paint on for his in ring appearance.


Jarvis Johnson"Man do I look great! I can not wait to amaze those people with my god-like looks!"


A Crew Member "Excuse me, but its time to go to the ring."


Jarvis Johnson "How dare you interrupt me! Get out of here or I will kill you!"


The crew member gets out of the room screaming. Jarvis Johnson comes out to many boos.


Jarvis Johnson "Hey peasants! What are you stupid idiots doing in my arena! Scram or I will hurt you!"


They chant "YOU SUCK, YOU SUCK!"
He just stands there and let them see his beauty. They now chant "YOU ARE UGLY, YOU ARE UGLY!" He is so shocked that he is speechless until they go to the ring. When he goes to the ring he says


Jarvis Johnson "WHAT ARE YOU PEASENTS CALLING ME!"


They than chant again "UGLY UGLY!" He than says


Jarvis Johnson "YOU WILL SEE WHOS UGLY WHEN I WIN AT RIOT YOU WASTE!"


He than runs out of the arena like a toddler having a temper tantrum.

 

 

The hell was that?

I think someone's confused.

I think he just said he'd murder that man!

Well...it can only get better, right?

What's our next match?

This one should be a doozy for ya. Bray S. Spur takes on Jack E. Quinn! WHO HAS THE BETTER MIDDLE INITIAL?!

 

 


It's a Match!
Bray S. Spur vs. Jack E. Quinn

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GOT 'EM!

He can't be happy with himself after that one!

We're going to jump right into our next match of the evening! THIS ONE SHOULD BE GOOD!

Austin Lee looks to carry over his win from last week against former World Champion Jackson Montgomery!

 

 

It's a Match!
Jackson Montgomery vs. Austin Lee

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The camera pans to the announce team.



Whatever it takes to get it done!

Sickening!

Now it's finally time for our main event of the evening! The OCW Pride Championship is on the line!

Stop calling it a championship! Do we even have a belt yet?!

YES WE DO! AND IT'S SUPER SEXY! AND YOU CAN THANK ONE MR. BENTLEY FOR THE GLORIOUS BELT DESIGN!

Jacob Trance, Big Ed and B-17 up next!

 

 

 


It's a Match!
B-17 vs. Jacob Trance vs. Big Ed

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The camera pans to the announce team.

Complete domination!

That was a massacre!

 

 


 

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