TERMINAL 5, NYC

Ace: New York Citehhhhhhhhh! How’s everyone doin tonight!?

Cheers are thrown towards Ace’s way as she name drops the city, more than likely for a cheap pop.

Ace: Good, good. As you’re aware of, ladies and gentlefolk, as the respective crown jewel and Broken Spirit of OCW, Bray and I have an obligation to you all, on this very special show..

Ace: And on behalf of OCW and the United States of America, Bray,.... The Ninja, and I have a message for each and every one of you.

Bray S. Spur: This is another of those "breaking character" moments for me, so brace yourselves...

Bray S. Spur: 15 years ago, in this very city, a group of gutless, spineless cowards named al-Qaeda had the balls to hijack American airplanes and crash them into the North and South towers of the World Trade Center and the Pentagon.

Ninja: My home…. My original temple. Devastated in the blink of an eye.... 

Ninja: I remember my mother clutching my arm tightly as we ran through our belongings. She told me the world was ending. Despite everything that happened, the one single detail I can remember…. is the look on my mother’s face when she called someone very important to her. It was after this… that my life would never be the same again.

Ace puts a shoulder on Da Ninja’s shoulders. He responds with a subtle nod as Bray steps forward.

Bray S. Spur: I’ve lost count of how many friends I’ve seen come up to me and told me that they were afraid. They didn’t know what to do. They didn’t know how to react. But… never forget this. 

Bray S. Spur: One of those planes didn’t get to its destination, did it? The United Airlines Flight 93 plane crashed before it got to its destination, because a group of non sh** taking individuals fought the invaders head on!

Bray S. Spur: Those sons of bitches thought they could crash a few planes in our country and we’d back up and take it like some cheap whore on a Friday night! EH EH! You know what the good ol’ US did?

Ninja: We fought! We scratched! We clawed! We bled! And eventually, no more than 10 years later, we went to their house, we broke the damn door down and we slayed the hideous beast within, Osama bin Laden!

The crowd erupts with an enormous “USA! USA! USA! USA!” chant.

Ninja: Damn right USA. 

Bray S. Spur: We showed those stupid idiots that we are NOT to be screwed with! We are NOT to be taken lightly! And, forgive me again TV censors..

Bray & Ninja: We aren’t to be f***ed with!

Fans wearing USA-related gear are shown on the Tron as proud members of the USA and the OCW Universe.

Bray S. Spur:I’ll admit it, I’m not the most patriotic son of a bitch living on this earth, but I’ll be DAMNED if my little brothers and my little sisters have to grow up live in a world full of fear! I’ll be damned if every single good-hearted American I know has to live their lives full of fear!

Ninja: And I’ll be damned if I let this traumatizing event bring chaos to this country that I call home!

Bray S. Spur: I’m not the first person you go to to help comfort you in a tough time, I’ll admit it. I’m an asshole! But dammit, when it comes to attacking something close to my heart, something close to my SOUL, motherf***er you crossed a line. I may be coming off as a generic American hero right now, and I apologize for that, OCW backstage staff who thinks calling someone stinky is funny, but in case you didn’t notice, we, Ace, Isaac, and Bray S. Spur. We, along with every single American in this building, and EVERY single American around the world, WE are the vanguards for the future of the United States of America!

Bray S. Spur: We are NOT afraid. We are NOT ashamed. We are one! 

Bray S. Spur: We the people, of the United States of America can, and will, kick your ass!

People are now going ballistic, throwing red/white/blue streamers all throughout the arena.

Ninja: In honor of the great United States, tonight, I dedicate my match with the Convoy to my parents, to my trainers, to those brave men and women who gave their life to keep our country safe… and to you, the fans, for letting me compete for you all.

The Ninja’s statement brings tears to some people’s eyes as the crowd starts to chant “Ninja! Ninja! Ninja! Ninja!”

Bray S. Spur: Ninja, tonight in your match, do me a favor.

Ninja: And what would that be?

Bray walks to the Ninja and meets him face to face.

Bray S. Spur: Tell that stupid bastard Jakub whatevathehell to stay away from my sister.

Ninja looks to Ace, who simply shrugs. He looks back to Bray and nods.

Ninja: I got you.

Bray backs away from Ninja and he goes to the center of the ring, standing proud.

Bray S. Spur: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, idiots and freaks alike, hell even the rest of those sons of bitches across the sea. Know this before we leave:

Bray S. Spur: We are here. We are not afraid. We are Americans! And we’ll kick… your… ass!

Bray chucks the microphone out of the ring as the crowd erupts to thousands of streamers and horns going off around the arena. Ace goes over to the two men and raises both of their hands, with Bray seemingly wiping off a tear, much to Ace’s surprise.

Camera pans back to the announce team.

	Welcome to a special edition of OCW MOMENTUM! Tonight will be another short show, unfortunately, but no fear! LOKI MCGREGOR IS HERE!
	I believe, Liam Queefson, they're what you call "reliable wrestlers".

	I wouldn't say hate. More like I want him to drown in a pool of his own stupidity.
	Why are you so critical?!

	Have you seen him?! HE CARRIES AROUND A BELT FOR SOME SICK WEABO FANTASY! Not only that, but he's ruining the career of a good friend. WE WANT THE FAMILY!
	I'd say he's doing wonders for Trance at the moment. Helping the former God-King rediscover what it is to be a normal person. You could also benefit from that sort of interaction, Aries.

	The day you see me with someone like Loki McGregor, I want you to end my life. Get Parker to do it. He'll make sure I suffer.
	And with that, we're on to the first match! #Austin Lee will be taking on a member of the ever-growing Gentleman's Club, Cactus Gauge! Can Austin redeem himself, or will Cactus have something to say about it?

Austin Lee vs. Cactus Gauge

The camera pans to the announce team.

	And he hits it! Right on the mark!
	He'll be feeling that one in the morning!

We come back from a commercial break to see the mild mannered TJ Stevens heading towards the exit, a confused Stacy Clark gives chase.

Clark: TJ! TJ! You have a match tonight!

TJ doesn't stop, instead continuing towards the door.

Clark: Mr Stevens!

At that, he turns, bag over his shoulder, giving a smile.

Stevens: Mr Stevens is good… But you can call me T.V Stevens from now on. The premier attraction, the only man who gets a reaction on this stinking show.

Clark: Okay… T.V where are you going? You have a tag team match tonight!

T.V Stevens scoffs.

T.V: Oh me so solly, I'm supposed to team with the walking international disaster, a dishonor to his family… Let's cut to the chase here “Stealth Ninja.” There's nothing stealthy about you, you're just a weirdo in a veil and an overcoat playing dress up. A terrible Halloween costume does not make you a ninja… You don't blend in with your environment, you have no grace, you stick out like a sore, mutilated thumb and that's not the worst of it… Ask me what the worst of it is Stacy?

Clark: What is the worst of it?

T.V: Jesus sandals. He's wearing god damned Jesus sandals. What self respecting ninja wears… No forget about it. This is done, I forfeit tonight. Congratulations to the Convoy… Speaking of which.

Stevens motions like he's pulling a truck horn.

T.V: Honk, honk! You two truck stop spit swappers are lucky that The T.V Stevens doesn't take it upon himself to smack the yellow out of your teeth, usually… I would do you the service, but after these cretins got their hopes up of seeing me degrade myself on national television to team up with the teenage mutant ninja mongoloid I'm feeling rather I'll. This interview is over, I have a contract to negotiate.

	Unfortunately, we will not be able to bring you our promised tag team match. Someone backstage isn't very bright.
	T.V. Stevens, eh? There's something about me that just bothers me. I feel molested just by looking at him.

	LEAVE ME STUDENT ALONE! T.V. Stevens is going places...hopefully places that aren't a preshow!
	Be that as it may, our relative newcome Cerberus will be taking on a veteran of the EX in Espado!

	Cerberus? IS LEON ON THIS SHOW? NO! SHIT!
	CALM DOWN!

Cerberus vs. Espado

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Monsterous!
	Oh my goodness...

Camera pans to the ring.

After a hard fought match, Cerberus signals for a microphone, once given, he begins to speak to the crowd.


Cerberus: Without oxygen, even the strongest of flames will eventually die out, my fire is burning strong... don't let it die..

Cerberus takes a deep breath, seemingly getting ready to shout something.

Cerberus: OCW.... BE MY OXYGEN!

The crowd roars as Cerberus heads down the ramp towards backstage.

Camera pans back to the announce team.

	NO! I LIKE MY OWN OXYGEN, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!
	I think you're the only one...

	You...MAIN EVENT TIME! My favorite son Jimmy Henry will be HOPEFULLY crushing Loki McGregor. That's all I care about. Jimmy, end him.
	Loki McGregor, Jimmy Henry and Adam Adams duke it out in tonight's main event!

Loki McGregor vs. Jimmy Henry vs. Adam Adams

The camera pans to the announce team.

	INJUSTICE! WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS!
	I can't believe it!

FIN