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MANHATTAN CENTER, NYC
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Welcome to Riot 435!! LIVE AT THE MANHATTAN CENTER! |
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It's hot as balls out here fam! |
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You're not wrong! We got an amazing show for you tonight as the Reign of Mugenta continues just 6 Days away from the very first OCW SAVAGA LANDS, Pay Per View! |
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Who names these things? |
The Camera Pans To The Ramp
Mugen enters the ring and looks around at the crowd for a moment as some are celebrating the most hardcore show in OCW history on last week's Riot.
Mugen: Tell me OCW Universe. Did the boys in the back satisfy your bloodthirst last week?
The crowd roars in approval. Mugen smiles for the camera.
Mugen: I thought you guys would like it and I know the Battle Gods appreciated the offering. Now this week, let's dial it back down a notch and lets witness great pure wrestling brought to you by the greatest owner and promoter of professional wrestling of all TIME. ME!
A mixed reaction comes from the crowd as a result of the arrogance expressed by Mugen.
Mugen: See, I know how to shake things up and make things interesting. Just look at the matches we had last week and don't forget about my appearance on Turmoil recently as well! Sensation, would ne......excuse me COULD never make the decisions I make around here because he never had the balls to do it.
Mugen puts his hand to his mouth and gives a "thinking" look.
Mugen: You know that reminds me, I got a very interesting call this morning from a very eager manager in OCW land. A person who actually got their start on that.........other show....that we have. Wait wait wait, what am I doing, I invited them to come tonight to Riot and watch the big boys play. So let me stop wasting your time and let me introduce you to one of the newest members of the Riot roster............DENNIS BLACK.
The Camera Pans To The Ramp!
The crowd is ecstatic at the surprise appearance by Dennis Black and Madison Cox. Mugen walks up to Madison and gives her a kiss on the hand. He gives Dennis a nod and shakes his hand.
Mugen: Welcome to Riot guys! Excuse me, Welcome to Riot, Champ.
Dennis looks to Madison and then to the man in charge, Mugen.
Dennis: I'm excited to be here, but I'm a bit embarrassed because I'm underdressed compared to the two of you. Madison kept our arrival on Riot a secret from many...even from me. She’s certainly full of surprises.
Dennis frowns at her, and she winks back at him. Madison then turns her attention to Mugen.
Madison: It's great to finally be here and I have to thank you, our esteemed Overlord of OCW, Mugen. As someone who went from a dedicated viewer and fan turned turned Manager, I can honestly say OCW has never been in a better place since Mugen and The Purge have taken over control of the company.
Mugen: Oh please please, don't make me blush. It's just going to ruin my face paint.
Madison: I gave you a call because you are a businessman and you know the right decisions to make around here. Dare I say, you're all about what's best for business.
Mugen nods with a big smile on his face.
Mugen: I'm not going to argue that, please, go on.
Madison: And you know that one of the best wrestlers on this roster is standing right beside me, Dennis Black.
The usually hated Valet manages to get a cheap pop from the audience.
Mugen: Also not going to argue with that. after all he does have gold around his waist.
Madison: Exactly! And that's why I wanted to bring him over to Riot so he could showcase his talents to even more people.
Mugen: So what are you proposing?
Madison: I'm proposing that, you give my man, the Turmoil TV Champion, Dennis Black a match tonight.
Dennis looks a bit uncomfortable at the idea.
Mugen: I'm sorry but I'm not sure where I can fit him on the card tonight, it's a pretty stacked show alre.................
Mugen is cut off as a familiar entrance music begins to play.

Mugen: That entrance just cost me $2000.00.
Carter mouths the words "You're Welcome!" before grabbing the microphone out of Madison's hands and blowing her a kiss.
Nathan: Oh baby, I know exactly what you could replace the microphone with in those hands.
Nathan points down at his crotch towards Madison. She responds with a "You Wish!" as Dennis jumps in between them.
Nathan: Whoa whoa whoa there partner, if you want to make it a three-way, I got plenty of room at the Pleasure Palace for you as well.
Mugen shoves Carter from the side and gives him a glare.
Nathan: Mmmmm, may the odds be ever in my favor.
Mugen: Cut it out Dummy. What the hell do you think you are doing interrupting me?
Nathan: Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt your little circle jerk out here. It's just been two weeks since I have set foot in ring, here on Riot. So you could say, I'm a little excited...
Nathan gets closer to Mugen and starts touching his arm slowly. Mugen pulls his arm back immediately.
Mugen: What the hell is wrong with you? Dummy!
Nathan: Oh what's wrong with me? Let me tell you what's wrong with me. I was promised a title shot before some face painted freak decided to take that away from me.
Mugen: I didn't ta.....
Nathan: You will let me finish! I always finish..
Nathan turns to Madison and winks...
Nathan:...Then you can finish.
Nathan cracks up as Mugen, Dennis and Madison all have awkwardly disgusted faces. Nathan continues
Nathan: You thought you could stop me?!?! The Pimp That was Promised?!?!?! No one will stop me, not you, not Drago....
Madison taps Mugen on the shoulder and asks for the microphone to which Mugen obliges.
Madison: I don't know how they do things around here on Riot but how dare you interrupt this important business meeting between Mugen and I.
Nathan: Oh please honey, I will interrupt you as many times as I wish and you will take it just like you will take this at the Pleasure Palace.
Nathan points down at his crotch again and laughs at the others in the ring.
Madison: Mr.Mugen sir may I call you Mugenta?, if I may, can I suggest something to you?
Mugen nods at Madison.
Madison: I'd like to offer the services of Dennis here to take care of this loud mouth Nathan Carter tonight for you.
Mugen seems very impressed based on his initial face reaction and takes back the microphone from Madison.
Mugen: You know what, you make a very good point so.........Dennis........Nathan. Tonight you will be facing off against each other. Do not disappoint me either of you.
Mugen exits the ring leaving behind Nathan, Dennis and Madison.
Nathan: Oh I never disappoint baby! My name is Nathan Carter! And this has been YOUR PLEASURE!
Dennis looks carefully across the ring at Nathan as Madison is giving him some motivational words. He holds the bottom rope open for Madison so she can exit while never taking his eyes off of Nathan. The ceases and now the two are face to face jawing back and forth as The scene cuts to the commercials
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Holy BALLS!!! Carter vs Dennis! TONIGHT!! |
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BIDNESS JUST PICKED UP DADDEH!!! |
We return from commercial break with Nathan Carter stil in the ring. Nathan waves his hand at Dennis and Madison Cox, almost shooing them away. He brings the mic up…
Nathan Carter: “BYE FELICIA! I have business to attend to tonight, other than you.”
Madison and Dennis roll their eyes at Nathan and then exit the ring. Nathan doesn’t waste anytime and his tone is much more seriously.
Nathan Carter: “I haven’t been around for a couple of weeks, the last time you got to see me…well, let’s just say I finished cleaning up a mess I made months ago.”
The crowd cheers, remembering Nathan winning the number one contendership and turning on Ragnarok. He smiles whilst continuing.
Nathan Carter: “And in doing so I made a statement; if you are in my way I will put you down. Which brings me to the OCW North American Champion; Drago.”
The crowd goes absolutely nuts at the mention of Drago, Nathan smiles and shakes his head, then looks into the camera.
Nathan Carter: “Now, contrary to popular belief, I am not stupid. I know damn well what I am getting into at Savage Lands, but what most people don’t realize is that Drago doesn’t know what he is getting into. “
Nathan Carter: “You hunt game? Well, I got more game than you and your silly little collection of dead things. Mark my words; after we are done, finally, you will be the one being mounted…and not on my wall.”
The crowd is in absolute disgust! Nathan laughs and goes to continue, but before he can, the crowd goes nuts as a gigantic net falls from the rafters and lands on Nathan!
The Prince of the Pleasure Palace struggles to get the net off him as the titular animal hunter is seen jumping the barricade, with Bubba and Baby Bubba following suit. He holds the title across his shoulder, as the crowd goes ballistic. He grabs a mic off of an official.
Drago Cesar: "Nighthawk, I'm respect your courage, but it seem it is you who do not know what you are get into!"
Drago points at the giant net that's captured Carter.
Drago Cesar: "You are interesting species due to your lack of resistance to the sexy times! I'm know you more than you know me, my friend! I have fought best of best to keep what I'm have, you better bring your A game if you want chance at this title!
Drago slaps the title after he says the last statement.
Drago Cesar: "At the Savage Lands, you better be.....oh how you used to say, DTF......
Drago Cesar: "Down to Fight!"
The World's Greatest Hunter throws the mic down as steps back up to the top of the barricade, holding the North American Championship up high. Nathan Carter still struggles to escape the net as the feed fades to black.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Oh its on!!! |
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Like donkey Kong Jack! |

Tyler Rose vs BMore Savage
The camera pans to the announce team.
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WHAT THE.... |
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If you try to understand it you will only give yourself a headache! |
The scene opens on a locker room backstage, The One Man Revolution, The Voice of the Purge, Bobby Minio, sits alone with his back against a locker stall. He’s lost in thought, staring beyond the camera which stares back. A buzzing sound snaps Minio to attention, as he begins looking behind him, pulling out his ringing cellphone. He answers the phone, before being greeted by a female voice over speakerphone.
Voice: Bobby…
Bobby Minio: … Mom.
Momma Minio: Remember that thing we talked about over the weekend?
Bobby Minio: …
Momma Minio: BOBBY.
The snapping voice reveals a deep annoyance in Minio which has an origin that clearly predates his wrestling career.
Bobby Minio: YEAH MA. I REMEMBER.
Momma Minio: So then where the HELL are you?
Bobby Minio: Well, ya know, technically I’m at WORK. My place of FU**ING BUSINESS.
Momma Minio: This is covered by your work… it’s being held by one of your co-workers!
Suddenly, Minio has a moment of pause. His eyes narrow at the phone, his voice slow and deliberate.
Bobby Minio: … Who?
Momma Minio: Listen, I kno-
Bobby Minio: WHO?
Momma Minio: Well…
Bobby Minio: STOP BREAKING MY BALLS, MA. WHO IS THE THERAPIST?!
Momma Minio: Vers-
Bobby Minio: I’M ON MY WAY.
Before his mother could add anything else, Minio mashes his thumb onto the screen, ending the call. He stands up, launching himself from the bench and across the locker room. He has a head full of steam, a mean determination, as he storms past the camera and into the hallway. The screen fades into the next segment.
The camera pans to the announce team.
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Free Therapy that's cool! |
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...Are you mental!!! Versus is going to Take Bobby's Mom to a Nice Steak Dinner and NEVER CALL HER BACK!!! ROBERT MAKE HASTE MAKE HASTE ROBERT, RED LOBSTER HAS A SPECIAL ON SHRIMP SCAMPI!!!! |
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