MANHATTAN CENTER, NYC

The camera pans to the announce team.

	The Road To Wrestlution 10 is only a few short days away!
	This is the go home show and boy are we gonna get it going!

	We have an amazing show for you tonight, young hopefulls and old favorites!
	We got something for everyone!

The Camera Pans To The Ring!

Scene opens with a close up of the new Versus Tiki Hut (with live volcano) show logo. As the camera pans to the left, a hammock comes into focus, one side tied to the left side of a tiki bar, the other tied to a palm tree.

A one armed man can be seen in the background behind a steel drum. Versus is seen taking a haul off of a vaporizer and sipping a drink from a coconut. With a confident smirk, he lowers the vaporizer and blows a smoke ring into the camera lens. 

Versus: Hell of a cocktail there Ed! (Versus gets somewhat startled by the cameraman) Oh, hey! Welcome back to the Tiki Hut! As you can see, we have yet another amazing, fully functioning live volcano, specifically built and donated to us by... Ed, is this right?

Ed nods, then raises his eyebrows and tilts his head to the side a little bit. 

Versus: Ohhh kayyyyy, Evil Obese Women of 'Murrica....why did this come with a picture of some weirdo posing with a gun? That seems unnecessary. 

Ed tilts his head again. 

Versus: Well, now that we got that out of the way, if you haven't been watching Riot recently, you may be asking yourself "Hey Versus, what's up with you and Mini-O's?

Versus: Do you guys have some kind of beef or something? Because I really don't like that guy." Well, here's a big shock, I don't like him either, but I can't help running into the guy around the arena.

Versus, saddened by the situation, takes a haul off of the vaporizer, and begins to speak while trying to hold in his hit. 

Versus: So this is how hard working legends like myself get treated by the young lads? (Exhales) That... that just doesn't sit right with me.

Versus: So, I've taken it upon myself to take the higher ground, as usual, and invite Cereal onto the show and figure out where all this hostility comes from towards your local neighborhood stoner, Peter Sparker. So please welcome, Cereal! 

Bobby Minio's theme music begins to be played on a steel drum as he walks through the beaded curtain and onto the set. He nods to the man on the steel drum and bobs his head along with the beat as his eyes land on the volcano. As the big picture comes into view, Minio shakes his head with a sour smirk.

Versus: Take a seat on our new interview stump. It's made from real tree stump! Goin' green! Recycle, repair, rinse, remix, right?

Bobby Minio: I think you've gone plenty green for the lot of us, Versus... We can all tell by this set, your hamfisted tribute to mediocrity.

Bobby Minio: You really went over the top... nice touch to really bring that whole "washed-up has been" look together. 

Versus: Going right for the jugular off the jump, huh? Not even gonna mention that the drummer from Def Leppard just played your theme song on a steel drum?

Versus: Ok, then. Well, let's get down to it then... what's your deal man?

Bobby Minio: Credit where credit is due, I dug the music.

Bobby Minio: That's it though, everything else out here is fraudulent and decadent and it's all just like you.

Bobby Minio: To put it in simple terms for you, Seth Rogen, you're just not welcome here. You haven't been welcome here since the Council on Aging dropped you off.

Bobby Minio: Now, I'm going to be the one to send you back, permanently, then I go after your pals, and I'm not going to stop until the nursing home is at full capacity.

Versus: Welcome here? I built the damn door to this place. You have no idea who I am, or what I can-

Bobby: NO! No no no, let's get something straight you belligerent old burnout. I'm superior to you in every way, I'm the One Man Revolution. I'm the VOICE, and normally I'd say something about you past your prime, but you smoked your prime away when television shows were called 'talkies'.

Versus: What do you know about Revolutions? I am the creator of the greatest faction to ever set foot in OCW, Revolution Inc.

Versus: Before there was OMG, before there was ToP, before there was the Inner Circle, Cerberus, Lotus, or Ragnsomething there was Rev Inc, so don't threaten me with a Revolution brotha, I led a real one. 

Bobby Minio: I am a WALKING REVOLUTION. You can slap the word on anything you want, you can sell your Michael Che' Gurana merch and brother me up about what a faction man you are but I don't need partners or a group of people to lead a revolution.

Bobby Minio: I am change, cause, and effect all rolled into one package and if you plan on coming down this path old man, you're going to embarrass yourself at a time where we should be talking about the legacy you're leaving not the legacy that's ending.

Bobby Minio: If you want to stick around here, you're going to have to go through me first, at LUTION.

A flash of rage comes across Versus' face, but he quickly collects himself. 

Versus: You're lucky I'm older and wiser...

Versus starts taking a few pulls off of his vaporizer. 

Bobby Minio: Perfect. Nah, don't mind my challenge, you go ahead and make a mockery of this company on television while simultaneously setting the DARE program back three decades. Do you playa. Be the hero you are, be a sta-

Versus blows a big hit in Bobby's face temporarily blinding him while reaching over and grabbing his coconut cocktail.

Versus lunges at him, driving the coconut down over his skull. The impact splits the coconut in half while Minio is left sprawled out over the side of the volcano.

Versus stands up straight, smirks and breathes out the rest of his smoke. Suddenly the volcano begins to shake a bit, and a brown/red substance starts flowing slowly out of the volcano and onto Minio's face and chest.

Versus: Ed, why does the lava more brown than red, and smell like dirty old pennies? (A light goes off in Versus' head) Ohhhhhh damn!!! (Gags a little) That's gross, the Evil Obese Women are DAMN evil. 

Versus sits down, Indian style, next to Minio as he shakes off the cobwebs and becomes aware of his surroundings.

Versus: You think you know Versus, hell, everyone here does, but you don't. (Slightly maniacal giggle) No one does.

Versus: I disappeared for 8 years... and what, you think I just played the bongos and painted fluffy f@&kin clouds in a retreat somewhere on Sesame Street? (Versus grinding his teeth a little, begins to speak without separating his teeth) You. Have. No. Clue. 

Versus smirks again, cracks his neck, leans forward, and rests his chin on his crossed hands, with his elbows resting on his knees.

Versus: Now...heh...now, it's too late. The joints been lit, and you want to smoke it up at Lution? I suggest you bring more papers.

Minio, now slightly more alert, looks Versus dead in the eye as he puts his middle finger directly into Versus' view.

Versus: Good, good, (Pats Bobby on the cheek) good, it's a date then. See you there. 

Ed walks up behind Versus, taps him on the back and hands him his vaporizer. Versus grabs it, leans back, and begins to take a pull off of it, as the camera fades out.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Put the line in the coconut!
	What? That was unprovoked? That's not funny!

Donovan Mercer vs Y.S.L

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Kids got a good look!
	They went for it!

The camera is now looking down an empty hallway as an unseen figure's voice is heard.

???: Have the roses arrived yet?!

Anthony Baker begins to storm through the doorway and down the hall

Anthony: Hello? Does anyway know if the roses came yet?!

He continues to walk down the hall before the camera follows him as he turns through another door way. Eventually finding a staff member.

Anthony: Hey, you. Did my damn roses arrive yet?!

Staff member: No, sir they have not.

Anthony shook his head at the guys response as he roughly shoved his pointer finger into the Staff member's shoulder.

Anthony: When they arrive you know where the hell to find me.

Anthony walked toward the stage area as he bumped into the Staff member with his shoulder.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	How rude!
	Rookie got a pair on him!

The scene opens in a childs play park just around the corner from the arena, there's a few broken swings hanging from rusty chains, and a slide that has a hole in the middle of it, and a few other aged childrens climbing frames with bars missing, there is a large sand lot in the middle of the park, and we can see a large green, dirty sack aside a hole in the middle of the lot, with sand being tossed out of the hole, which must be around 5 foot deep as Crossbones head and shoulders can be seen as he grunts and sweats away, hard at work.

He can be heard singing to himself as he works.

Crossbones : Yo ho..thieves and beggars......

'Never shall we die'.......

A lone figure can be seen approaching him , but he goes un-noticed as Crossbones is digging away.

Drago : De Camel bones! What are you doing?

Crossbones : Huh? Who goes the...QUINT!!! Son of a bi...

He jumps from his hole, and assumes a fighting stance, his shovel cocked back behind his head, ready to strike.

Drago holds his hand out to stop him.

Drago : Relax Camel Bones , in your terms, I sail under flag of 'truce'.

He removes a white handkerchief from his vest, and starts to wave it in the air.

Crossbones : Anchor yerself there Quint, and another step forward ye shall not take.

Drago nods his head in agreement, he looks over to where Crossbones was shoveling earlier..

Drago [curious] : : You burying body or something??? [he points to the old green sack]

Crossbones sticks his shovel in the sand, and places a soiled boot on top of the shovel, and rests his right hand ontop of the shovels handle, taking a breather.

Crossbones : Don't be looking at me sack, that's my sack, not your sack, so don't ye be looking at it...and my sack doesn't concern ye.

Drago : Relax Camel Bones , I was just interested in what you were doing , out here, in sandlot, digging hole.......... and I also come with news.

Crossbones : First off, it's really none of yar business what I be doing, ye accosted me remember, so maybe it be I that should be asking ye why ye has such an interest in what I be doing.

Crossbones : Ok, ok..if ye must know, the hole be where the gold be going...the last hole I dug, it's whereabouts escaped me , so I had to be diggin' a new one.

Drago : What gold? Is it in sack? 

Crossbones : No, Quint , it not be in the sack, the gold ye be bringin' to Wrestlution..and it be ripe for the taking.

Crossbones : That where my path be taking me, and this be where I be burying me treasure when I sink ye.

Drago : First, why in world would you bury title? 

Crossbones : TO STOP THIEVING BLAGGARDS LIKE YE TWO GETTING THEIR FILTHY PAWS ON IT!!

Drago : Take it easy Camel Bones. Second, why would you di-

Drago is suddenly cut off by Crossbones.

Crossbones : It be my time to ask a question.

Drago : Ok, shoot....

Crossbones : If I give ye this shovel, I need ye to shovel that sand into the hole , I have a match tonight and I be tired from digging me hole.

He points to the mound of sand that he has just spent most of the afternoon digging out of the hole

Drago : What??? That makes no sense at all..Why you spent all this time digging, just to replace sand?

Crossbones : So nobody can find it!! Are ye stupid?

Drago : But if you replace de sand, surely you won't know where it be??

Crossbones : Aye..but neither will anyone else.

Drago : I'm so confuse...isn't that EXACTLY how you lost last hole? Why not just place sheet over it? or cover with some sticks or wood? I'm no understand!

Crossbones : What be the point in that? Then it won't be hidden!

Drago : But...but...

Crossbones : Listen Quint, does ye really want to argue with me? I am the Legend of Crossbones, a man, who once caught a cannonball with me bare hands!!

Crossbones : The Legend continues!!

Drago : What does that have to do with anything?

Crossbones : Are ye going to help me or not?

Drago : What? No! Why would anyone re-bury hole they just spent hours digging!!??!!

Crossbones : I just told ye!!! God..[He scratches his head in frustration]..Just leave so I can be about me busines...ye timewaster.

Drago : I will leave you Camel Bones, but first I must tell you...our match , our match is now , how you say , grander than before.

Crossbones : Enough with the forked tongue..spit it out Quint.

Drago : After last week, I'm make it some insurance, to keep your motley crew from ringside, so we now fight in a cage!!

Crossbones starts laughing manically.

'AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA'

Drago : Huh...something funny Camel Bones?

Crossbones : I be a master shipsman ye fool...spent many a night in the crow's nest, I'll be up and over that cage before ye can say Raise the Black!!

Drago : Oh, I'm sorry, I'm forgot! You see, dis cage has a roof.......it is a SHARK CAGE!!!!!

Crossbones eyes immediately widen, as he jumps from the ground, into the arms of Drago, forcing him to catch him , and stumble a few steps forward with the weight.

Crossbones : SHARK!! SHARK!!! EVERYONE OUT OF THE WATER!! MAN THE HARPOONS!! COUNT YER LIMBS AND PREY SHE LEAVE ON AN EMPTY STOMACH TONIGHT!!

Drago stumbles forward and drops Crossbones down into the hole , it's atleast 5 feet deep, and he lands with a hard thud. Drago sighs.

Drago : Huligani.....

He shakes his head and turns and starts to walk away, laughing out loud at the hysterical shouting coming from the hole behind him.

Crossbones : THE EYES!! THE EYES!! THEY BE BLACK LIKE THE DEPTHS!! SHE BE LOOKING INTO ME VERY SOUL!!!

The scene fades as Drago peers behind him as he is walking away , and he can see sand being flung everywhere , as Crossbones is frantically clawing at the mound of dirt at the top of the hole, trying to bury himself.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	That man is simply certifiable!
	You ain't never had no Treasure, Charles! You ain't about that BOOTY LIFE!

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