The scene opens up at Sakuraba's, one of the finest restaurants in New York City owned by Mugen. Mugen has left the responsibilities of running the day to day business to his girlfriend and OCW bombshell Molly. Molly is seen walking around the restaurant floor checking with various tables....

Molly: And hello there sir, how is the steak tonight? Perfect as usual I hope.

The old Japanese business man nods and flashes a thumbs up. She's working her way to the kitchen when she hears a commotion in the adjacent bar, The Arm Bar.

She runs over to see what is going on only to see the back of a man in a Black Duster and "SWEEP THE LEG T SHIRT"throwing chairs around.

Unknown Guy: Here you go! Gift from the chairman of the board!

The man with the awfully familiar voice throws another chair at the bouncer who is knocked back from the impact. We now see that the unknown man is in fact Mr. Sensation.

Molly: Sensation! What the hell are you doing?!

Our Hero wildly swings himself around to face Molly.

Our Hero: Woman! I got a score to settle with your stupid boyfriend and I'm hopped on Children's Tylenol and 5 Dunkin Expressos shots!

Our Hero does a little jig, to show he is feeling no pain! its most definitely the "Running Man"

Our Hero: By the way, you must be out of chicken tonight so here is some...

Molly quickly cuts Our Hero off!

Molly: That's ludicrous we have plenty of chicken!

Unphased Our Hero continues!

Our Hero: Hey Mugen's Girlfriend! What goes Quack Quack?

Molly: A Duc.....

Our Hero picks up a pint glass and throws it at Molly who luckily ducks the flying object.

Molly: What the hell?! Ricky, somebody, restrain him!

Our Hero: You can restrain deez!

Our Hero reaches down into a conveniently placed Majestic Red Wagon of weapons and pulls out a 9 Iron. He tee's up and hits the bouncer square in the nuggets knocking him to the floor.

Our Hero: Looks like I got a HOLE IN TWO!

Birdie Rolls her eyes and she quickly judo throws another bouncer directly into a table, crashing down with a loud thud!

Our Hero: OLE!!!!!

Our Hero readies up his bowling ball and starts to shout at Molly!

Our Hero: Do you see what happens Mugen? Do you see what happens when you **** a CEO in the ASS?

Molly: What does that even mean?

Our Hero: It means STRIIIIIIIIIIKE!!!!!!

Our Hero launches the bowling ball into the wall with a painting of Mugen Riding a Dragon on a Rainbow over the Great Wall of China!. The Bowling Ball is now in the place where Mugens Face was!

Molly: YOU'RE INSANE!

Our Hero: THANK YOUR BOYFRIEND!!!

Our Hero now reaches into the wagon and pulls out a baseball bat. He walks over the Wall of Fame filled with pictures of Mugen and celebrities who have dined at the restaurant.

Molly: Don't you dare mess up that wall!

Our Hero: Can you say..............BATTER UP?

Our Hero takes a swing at the wall knocking numerous frames down. He keeps on smashing the frames on the floor into pieces.

He stops at a photo of indifferent being forced to take this photo Nate and an Overly Excited Mugen from 2009.

Placed it gently to the side and then promptly continues his rampage!

Our Hero: And..........that......is.......OUTTA HEEEEEERE!

Molly: Stop! Stop! Stop!

Our Hero reaches into his wagon of weapons and pulls out a his Anti Trash Spider Flame Thrower, Torch of Doom.

He slips past Molly who is now trying to handle the situation herself and makes his way towards the dining area.

Our Hero: DINNER'S SERVED!

Here, Our Hero stands next to a gentleman with a steak on the table. He proceeds to use the flame thrower on the steak and literally sets it on fire.

Our Hero: I HOPE YOU LIKE YOUR STEAK....WELL DONE!!!!!!

Birdie literally face palms!

Our Hero flips the table over and proceeds to set the rest of the table on fire.

Our Hero: SPEAKING OF WHICH, IS IT HOT IN HERE? OR IS IT JUST ME?

Our Hero runs in to the kitchen with Molly running after him. A scream is heard and we see Molly backing out of the door with pastry flour all over her face.

Our Hero: HAHAHAHA. HOW DOES THAT TASTE? IT TASTES LIKE CINNAMON AND VENGENCE!

Our Hero is laughing hysterically in the midst of all the chaos. Finally, the poor bouncer Ricky restrains Our Hero.

Our Hero: Get off me! GET OFF ME YOU CHINESE NEANDERTHAL!

Molly: Ricky, get him out of here!

Our Hero pokes Ricky in the eye and manages to get out of his grasp. As Molly starts to chase him he goes right to the door.

He quickly runs to his Wagon of Death!, and shoves everything out of the way to reveal the large object covered in a tarp.

He dramatically yanks the giant black tarp and grabs an unusually large 4 barrelled cannon that looks to be made out of PVC, Pipe and CO2 Canisters...It's a god damn potato gun filled with frozen oranges!

Our Hero: SAY HELLO TO MY LIL FRIEND!!

Our Hero doing his best Arnold Schwarzenegger impression holds his cannon triumphantly as he begins to fire Frozen Oranges into every wall and glass surface in the restaurant, Molly quickly goes for cover, as Frozen Citrus DOOM rains down upon Mugen's 2 Star Zagat Rated Establishment.

Bottles in the Armbar Shatter, as spilled liquor is flowing from behind the bar, windows are broken or cracked, hand crafted mahogany tables are decimated as the fire alarms start to go off, walls are filled with holes, but at least the chandelier is still in tact!

Our Hero drops his Cannon as the cold sprinkler water is somewhat refreshing, he makes his way to the front door again as the sound of broken glass is heard under foot. He stops at the front door looks at the A rating in the front Window and rips it in half!

Our Hero: Birdie lets blow this Popsicle stand!!!!

Birdie is already outside dry as bone. Our Hero slams the door of Sakuraba's but it quickly falls off the hinges and comes crashing down, Sirens are heard in the distance as Our Hero makes his hasty exit.

Molly sits down at whats left of the bar sadly trying to assess the damages of the restaurant. As the camera begins to move we see the Chandelier fall in the background to the floor shattering into a billion million pieces.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Hahaha, that's great!
	YOUR LAUGHING ABOUT CATASTROPHIC PROPERTY DAMAGE? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?

Lucas Crowe vs Drago

The camera pans to the announce team.

	That's just!
	All is fair!

We pan back to Samantha, Bertha and Amazing Pine who are now in a large parking lot to the west of the open field. Here are 2 small Fiat cars painted with Haus of Hoot sponsership decales.

Samantha: So far so good, now we have the Deadlift Event. In front of you are two small vehicles. Whoever can deadlift the car the highest will be the victor in this event. Are you ready?

Bertha tightens her weight belt while Pine smacks her gum and nods.

Samantha: GO!

She blows her whistle again and they begin lifting the cars. Neither seems to be struggling, in fact they both seem to lift the cars with relative ease. Bertha begins to show off by pressing hers repeatedly.

Pine laughs like a child at her first waterpark. She heaves with only a portion of her strength sending the car onto it's hood. Bertha tries to mimic but fails and her car bounces off the ground in front of her.

Samantha: And the winner of this event; AMAZING PINE!

The camera fades with Pine celebrating and Bertha with her arms folded. Be sure to tune in next week for the other 2 Strongwomen Events.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Those women aren't normal!
	How dare you!

Sean McGee vs Parker/Tobin/Pugh

The camera pans to the announce team.

	OH MY GOD!
	I CAN'T BELIVE IT!

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