MANHATTAN CENTER, NYC

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Welcome to a Frozen Edition of Riot!
	It's 35 Degress outside in April in NYC, HOW?

	Just like your waist line a miracle of science and perhaps global warming!
	I'm Beautiful and you can suck it. We got a great show for you tonight so lets get it started!

The Camera Pans To The Ramp!

The sold out arena is ecstatic as the 'Dinosaur Club' pace the ring. Majin & Versus are walking around hunched over holding their backs like a couple of old men. The Steve walks around as if on an imaginary walker as Casey hobbles around pretending to be on a cane.

Casey slowly,...VERY slowly,...makes her way to the edge of the ring & motions for some microphones. The ring announcer makes his way back towards the ring & hands Casey 4 mics through the ropes.

Casey takes the mics, turns & makes her way back to the center of the ring where she hands each person with her a mic.

As Casey raises her mic to speak, the sold out crowd erupts into 'Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome back!' cheers.

Casey lowers the mic & raises her free hand to her ear. She jams her finger into it & starts to twist & turn it.

She then raises the mic again & with the best old lady voice she can do, begins to speak.

Casey- "Heh? Whats that deary? Youre gonna have to speak up. The hearing isnt quite what it used to be."

The arena starts to laugh. Then the laughter turns into 'Casey has crabs!' ***clap, clap, clap clap clap*** 'Casey has crabs!'. In the ring, Casey smiles.

Casey- "There. Thats more like it."

Casey, Majin, Versus & The Steve all struggle not to laugh. Casey, still doing her best old lady impersonation raises her mic to speak gain.

Casey- "Now, I know its been quite some time since Ive been here in one of these here good ol' wrasslin rings,...."

Casey pauses & gets a lost, confused look on her face for a moment. She then suddenly smiles again & starts to speak gain.

Casey- "Now, I know its been quite some time since Ive been here in one of these here good ol' wrasslin rings,...."

Majin, still hunched over holding his back, raises his mic with a VERY shaky hand to cut Casey off.

But before Majin can even say a single word, the entire arena explodes into 'Welcome back! Welcome back!' chants. Majin lowers his mic & smiles.

With his free hand he motions for the crowd to calm down. After a few moments the crowd finally settles & Majin raises his mic again. In his best old man voice Majin begins to speak.

Majin- "Pardon me, young lady, but you just said that. Youre repeating yourself miss."

Casey looks surprised & just shrugs her shoulders.

Casey- "Please do forgive. The ol' memory is right there with the hearing. Aint quite what it used to be. As i was saying. Back when I...."

Before Casey can even finish Versus suddenly raises his mic & in his best old man voice shouts:

Versus- "BINGO!"

The entire arena erupts with laughter as Majin, Casey & The Steve all just look at Versus dumbfounded. Casey glances at The Steve & he just shrugs.

Casey- "Oooook. As I was saying, back in my day...."

Again Versus quickly raises his mic & shouts:

Versus- "BINGO!"

The crowd erupts with laughter again as Casey tries not to laugh & acts agitated.

Casey- "Johnny, were not at the retirement home! And this isnt even Bingo night!"

Again Casey turns her attention towards The Steve.

Casey- "Stephen, maybe Johnny forgot his medication tonight. Youre the retirement villages,...ummm....Supplement supplier, be a dear & give him one of your pills."

The Steve slowly sticks his hand into his front pants pocket & pulls out a little white pill bottle. But as The Steve is trying to get the lid off of it he drops it & the bottle rolls to Caseys feet. Casey VERY slowly bends down & picks it up as The Steve...even slower than Casey... quickly tries to stop her. Casey stands as she looks at the bottle. Casey chuckles to herself as she stands.

Casey- "Viagra, Stephen?"

Again the arena starts to laugh. The Steve, appearing angry, turns his attention towards the crowd & starts shaking his fist at them as he raises his mic. In his best old man voice:

The Steve- "You heathens & harlots simmer down! It comes with old age! Dont make me come out there and...."

Before The Steve can finish...

Versus- "BINGO!"

Again the arena bursts into laughter.

Majin- "Ya know, back in the war,...the Civil War,...we used to...."

The Steve- "Great. Not another Civil War story from Majin. Nope. My story about the time I almost got trampled to death hunting a herd of Brontosaurus,...now THATS a story! Many, many, MANY moons ago i was...."

Versus- "BI-...."

Before Versus can finish, Casey starts to shake her imaginary cane at him.

Casey- "STOP!"

The crowd is filled with laughter as the 4 in the ring all start to bicker at one another about whose story is better. Then, over the others, we hear Versus.

Versus- "Let me tell you about my grandchildren!"

The group stops their arguing & all look at each other & nod in agreement.

Casey- "Grandchildren? Im good with that."

Majin- "Grandkids it is."

The Steve- "Whippersnappers? The Steve can talk about his The Whippersnapper."

The Steve motions towards the X-Tron.

The Steve- "Let The Steve tell ya bout little The Barfness."

A picture of little baby The Barfness flashes up onto the X-Tron.

The sold out arena dies with laughter at the site of little baby "The Barfness".

The Steve- "Little The Barfness might be a lil feisty, foul mouthed little rascal, but, hes The Steves lil feisty, foul mouthed little rascal. Why,...one time that little devil...."

Before The Steve can finish Casey interrupts him.

Casey- "Damn Stephen. Im sorry, & I mean no offense, but that is one UGLY ass child!"

The crowd laughs as The Steve looks infuriated.

The Steve- "The Steve thinks..."

Again Casey interrupts The Steve.

Casey- "Now, you wanna see a picture of THE MOST absolutely precious, most gorgeous little baby boy, ever? Let me show you a picture of little RD the Third.

Casey motions towards the X-Tron as a picture of little baby RD the Third pops up onto the screen.

Again the arena erupts with laughter as Casey begins to speak again.

Casey- "Isnt he just adorable? He is the definition of...."

Majin raises his mic & cuts Casey off.

Majin- "Adorable ash-morable. You want to see 'Adorable'? Take a look at MY grandson, Omar. So proud & full of his heritage!"

Majin motions towards the X-Tron as a picture of little Omar flashes onto the screen.

Again the arena dies with laughter. Casey, Versus & The Steve look at Majin as if asking 'Huh?'.

Majin- "Dont ask. I..."

Majin pauses for a moment. He lowers his mic & covers it with his free hand. We can still hear him though as he whispers & asks the others in the ring, in his normal voice:

Majin- "Hang on a sec. Can someone tell me again what Jay has to do with Sean, Tibby & RD?"

The Steve, Casey & Versus all lower their mics & cover them as well as the crowd starts to laugh. Casey looks at The Steve & Versus & shrugs her shoulders.

The Steve- "The Steve isnt exactly sure. V?"

Versus- "Eh, I dunno. But its just Jaysin. Who cares. Hes always worth a laugh. Just run with it."

Casey- "True."

Majin- "Aight then."

The crowd laughs as Majin begins to raise his mic again. He clears his throat then goes back to his old man voice.

Majin- "As i was saying. Little Omar. Something about someone named Juan Pablo. Ive never heard of the guy, but, the DNA matched for some odd reason,...so yeah. I love the little guy! Let me tell you about the taco truck incident. That ones a real knee slapper! One time little Omar..."

Versus quickly cuts Majin off.

Versus- "No, no, no. Not the taco truck story again. Weve ALL done heard it a million times! And besides, Ive got to tell you about the time that my little granddaughter Tibblina took a dump all over Nurse Birdie at the retirement home. Now THAT was adorable! I mean, when you have a face like THIS, how can you be mad at her???"

Versus motions towards the X-Tron as a picture of Tibblina pops up onto the screen.

Again the crowd burst into laughter.

Versus- "Now you tell me. Is that not a face of an angel or what?"

Majin, Versus, The Steve & Casey then all start laughing with the crowd. The 4 give each other high fives & point and laugh at the 4 baby pictures on the X-Tron.

As the 4 in the ring start to settle down, The Steve begins to motion for the crowd to calm down as well. The Steve then raises his mic. This time, in a very serious tone, The Steve begins to speak.

The Steve: The Steve is going to cut right to the chase. Sean, as you can obviously see, calling us dinosaurs makes no difference to us.

The Steve: Your repeated insults about our legend status just shows us how much of scared little boy you really are.

The Steve: You keep talking about how savage you are...well, we here in the ring were savage long before you even thought about getting into the business.

The Steve: You and your boys have no idea what savage really is. We're going to be the ones to show you & all of OCW the real meaning of savage.

Casey, The Steve, Majin & Versus all walk around the ring taking in the crowds reaction & cheers. All 4 of them then slowly walk towards the camera & stare directly into it. Casey, with a smile on her face, raises her mic & just like The Steve, Caseys tone is much more serious now.

Casey- "OCW, play times over. Childish games & kiddy jokes are done. The ADULTS are here."

Versus then raises his mic.

Versus- "BINGO!"

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Hahahah, that's great!
	Great? Great? That's offensive!, except for Baby RD that's 100% accurate he stinks like doodoo pampers.

Camera Pans To The Ramp!

The nervous little man standing in the middle of the ring, introduced to us by the wonderful Riot nameplate as Samuel Silverstein, smoothes out his vest attempting to conjure up the confidence to address this capacity crowd.

Samuel Silverstein: Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I hope that you are enjoying your night thus far, and I apologize for interrupting the festivities. You paid upwards of fifty dollars a ticket to enjoy the show tonight and nothing ought to stop you.

The fans cheer for this random man's apparent approval of their financial decisions. I mean he's dressed nicely, so he must know money.....

Samuel Silverstein: YES! LET NOTHING STOP YOU! Not the rampant drug culture behind the scenes with the supplements, the cocaine, the obvious dosages of ecstasy that Carter person must spread about.

Samuel Silverstein: Don't let the obvious slave trade stop you! Referees and backstage attendants taken from their positions and tormented into a state of mindless meat-baggery! And lets not forget the impending hateful,disgraceful ignorant rhetoric, that is sure to show its ugly head sometime tonight just you wait!

The crowd quickly comes to life cutting off Samuel with boos and jeers.

Samuel Silverstein: Yes, well maybe nothing will stop you, but something will stop it! MYYYYYYY BOSSES at CODY STORMBERGSTEIN AND ASSOCIATES WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS! We are going to sue the pantsuit off of Jaysin Sensation! And doing so is going to be my ticket to becoming a full fledged partner!

Right after giving his mission statement, Silverstein gets cut off as the camera pans to the ramp once more!

Kwan Watts looks to the crowd for moment, and he is full of energy, and excited to be in front of the crowd once again, then Kwan Watts focuses his attention on Samuel.

Kwan Watts: Well Samuel.....you're right about one thing, these fans had nothing stopping them from buying their tickets, because they love to see people like me kick people's asses like yours!

The crowd erupts while Samuel Silverstein becomes flustered.

Kwan Watts: Also Samuel everyone was trying have good time, and you killed the mood in this house.

Kwan Watts: But don't worry Samuel after everybody in this house hits the Kwan in here it will get lively again. So everybody please do the Kwan, even if you at home.

Everybody in the arena, including Kwan himself, does the "Kwan" dance. Apparently Samuel isn't hip to this dance, as it appears to be having the opposite effect on him, instead he looks more agitated. Yet he hesitates to do anything... I mean, would you? Kwan's a pretty big dude.

Kwan Watts: Okay everybody chill down real quick, Samuel you seem a little mad over there ,and well i wanna give these people what they came to see, and that for me to beat your ass!

The crowd goes nuts at the suggestion as a referee runs down to the ring.

Kwan Watts: So we're gonna have a match right here on Riot!

Samuel's eyes grow large as he starts backpedaling into the corner and away from Kwan. Noticeably, he begins to shake as he removes his nice work shoes and sweater vest, gulps down a deep breath, and prepares to take on Kwan Watts as the bell rings.

Samuel Silverstein vs Kwan Watts

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Ahaha I love it!
	This is a prime example of bullying!

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