MANHATTAN CENTER, NYC

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Welcome to a blistery day in NYC.
	I thought it's Spring!

	Winter isn't letting go of its icy grip just yet!
	We have a great show for you tonight!

We turn to what is known as the arena canteen, the recently established hangout of The Crew. The space is still rather empty aside from one table with a few chairs around it. The Captain and his shipmates are sitting with bottles of rum strewn about. Crossbones spreads his arms out.

Crossbones: Lads!..and lassie, my victory over the huntsman has granted us an opportunity for treasure!!! At Lution, we shall take the gold and send him to Davy's locker!

Crossbones raises his bottle of rum.

Crossbones: THE LEGEND WILL CONTINUE!!!!

The rest of The Crew raise their bottles. Suddenly, a door can be heard swinging open. The Crew turn their heads to see the resident animal hunter, Drago Cesar staring a hole through Crossbones. The hunter briskly takes a chair from the side and sits beside The Crew, directly facing Crossbones.

Drago Cesar: Hope you don't mind if I have seat.

Rose is about to stand in opposition, but Crossbones holds a hand out to stop him. Rose slowly returns to a seated position.

Rose: What brings ye here to see the Captain, sir.......

Drago turns his head toward Rose.

Drago Cesar: My name is Drago.

He quickly turns back to face the Captain.

Drago Cesar: ....and that was BOULSHET.

Crossbones lets out a short, hearty laugh. The situation remains tense, with Crowe remaining silent and Rose constantly switching between looking at Drago and Crossbones, thinking that things could get nasty any second.

Crossbones: What seems to be vexing you, Quint? I won fair and square.

Drago : Why do you call me Quint?

He looks around at the others sat at the table.

Drago : Why does he keep calling me Quint?

Rose : I think he 's gonna need a bigger boat.

The Crew all laugh amongst themselves.

Drago : Ahhh...Jaws..I love that movie..love that shark.

Suddenly Crossbones jumps up from his seat , standing rigid with both feet on the table, flapping his arms and knocking the rum and food everywhere.

Crossbones : LORD SHARK!! LORD SHARK!!! EVERYONE OUT THE WATER!! THE BLACK EYES BE COMING FOR YE!! WHAT ARE YE WAITING FOR??? FETCH THE HARPOONS!!

Crowe : Jesus christ,...everytime....James, if you please.

Rose leaves the table and goes behind the counter and picks up a bucket of water he returns and throws it over Crossbones , snapping him out of his delirious state.

Crossbones stands there, soaking wet , staring at everyone , he slowly climbs down back onto his chair.

Crossbones ; Sorry lads , bloody flashbacks...now , where were we? Ahh yes, Mr.Quint..what seems to be your issue?

Drago : You know damn well, you tricked me! How am I supposed to give you shot if you did not beat me in honest competition?

Crossbones : What??? We had an accord!! What kind of man backs out of an accord?

Drago : We had nothing, we never signed anything, we never shook hands!! You give me idea that we have match, but you turn it around into your own game!

Crossbones looks around the table at Crowe, Rose and Connie , they all give him a look that says 'he has a point'.

Crossbones : Dammit..What about if I...sweeten the deal?

He reaches under the table into his sack, and rummages around for a few seconds and pulls out a small , perspex box with 2 little black lumps floating in liquid inside, he places them on the table, looks at Drago, and nods towards them.

Crossbones : If I win , I get that shiny title of yours, if you win , ye get them.

Drago : What the hell are those?

Crossbones : Them right there Quint, they be me toes , the 2 I chewed off when I lost a bar bet.

Rose immediately reaches for the empty bucket and throws up into it.

Crowe : Savage.

Drago : Toes ? You offer me toes?

Crossbones : Aye, me toes, fer yer trophy cabinet , or what ever the hell you do with everything you kill.

Drago : Let's get one thing straight. I not kill what I hunt. That's strictly off limits. However, if we were to do battle, there is one thing you put on line.....

Drago takes a moment to think. He points at Crossbones , who immediately looks behind him, sees nothing there and then looks back at Drago , he then points to himself.

Crossbones : Me? ye want me? Sorry boy, but Crossbones be nobodies slave.

Drago : Not you, I want that!

He points at Crossbones head...Crossbones places his hands on either side of his face.

Crossbones : Ye want the 'Mask of Bones'!!!

Drago smiles and nods.

Crossbones : How dare ye!! Ye lilly livered, fur wearing, dung smelling son of a whore!!

Enraged, he looks round at his crew.

Crossbones : He wants the 'Mask of Bones!'

Drago : I do, I want the 'Mask of Bones'!

Drago : Do we have a deal?

Drago extends his hand towards Crossbones.

Crossbones : Boy , I be needing time to dwell on the terms of yer offer , this mask , this mask be worth more than any gold..this mask be LEGEND!

Drago: If you want to prove that it is the real and the legend, then you put it on line just like my title!

Crossbones : Lads, please escort Mr.Quint out , I have some thinking to do.

Rose and Crowe rise from their seats and turns towards Drago , who nods at them both.

Drago : It's ok gentlemen , I will be leaving ...I await your response Camelbones.

He turns and leaves as the men sit back down and all 4 crew members fall into deep discussion.

Moments after he's left, Drago pops his head back in through the door..

Drago : SHARK!!!

He vanishes again out of the doorway as all hell breaks loose leaving Crossbones again standing screaming ontop of the table as Rose is filling the bucket with water in the sink.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	Oh for the love of pete!
	What a way to start the show!

The Xtron Flickers On!

The camera pans to the announce team.

	What the hell is that about!
	People still use tube Televisions?!

The camera pans backstage to the secret underground lair of the marvelous classy duo of #Austin Lee and Sid Harrison. Austin lee is not here at the moment but the camera catches Sid Harrison who is in his nice warm and bubbly hot tub with some slices of cucumber over his eyes.

Sid Harrison is listening to "Everybody Hurts" by REM. The secret underground lair of the marvelous duo do not have a door as it's a part of the boiler room which no one really goes too. Stacy Clark comes walking in as she is looking to get an interview with both Austin Lee and Sid Harrison.

As she walks through she sees a stop sign which is not far from the hot tub that Sid Harrison is in. The music is quite loud so Stacy doesn't really know what to do but she tries to shout.

Stacy Clark: "Sid... Hey SID!"

Sid Harrison can't hear or see Stacy because of the slices of cucumber he has over his eyes and his obnoxious loud singing.

Sid Harrison:"Don't let yourself go, cause everybody cries, and everybody hurts... Sometimes."

Just as Stacy is about give up and walk away, she sees another note left by Austin Lee by the side of a boiler, it reads "I have left a megaphone here just in case Sid can't here you while he is in his hot tub. Stacy Clark grabs the microphone and begins to shout.

Stacy Clark: "Sid can I have your attention please."

Sid scared out of his life jumps up as the slices of cucumber fall into the hot tub. Sid has only his undies on but he looks at Stacy.

Sid Harrison: "How long have you been standing there?"

Stacy Clark: "Long enough, what's with the music?"

Sid Harrison completely forgets about the music, he turns off the stereo which is playing.

Sid Harrison: "It's been a long week, I got given the night off on Riot tonight. After that 30 minute match with Tre last week I needed it. I am just here to cheer on my good friend Austin Lee in his match tonight with the dude that spends a lot of time in his garden."

Stacy Clark: "I can see this is clearly a bad time then, I guess we can do this interview again."

Sid Harrison: "If this was such a bad time as you say, you wouldn't have got Austin's megaphone and nearly given me a heart attack. I know what you were upto."

Stacy is confused.

Sid Harrison: "You were hoping I was naked right? You wanted to see my PYTHON didn't you?"

Stacy Clark: "NO... No Sid. I wanted to do an interview with you and Austin before his match and that isn't very professional of you."

Sid Harrison: "Hey, it's nothing to be ashamed off Stacy. We can still have an interview. Hey I got an idea, why don't you come and join me in my loveshack?

Sid while doing his sexy pose points to his hot tub. Stacy isn't very impressed.

Sid Harrison: "We could have a few drinks and watch my good friend Austin Lee get his ass kicked. What do you say?"

Stacy Clark: "Look Sid, I was asked to get an interview with you and Austin Lee. I am just doing my job and if I did join you in that thing you call a loveshack. I would be fired."

Sid Harrison: "Hey you could interview me in here, it would be pretty awesome. You're always so serious, why don't you live a little and believe you me. You have not lived until you have been in my love shack."

Stacy Clark: "You don't get it Sid, I would be fired, I could lose my job."

Sid Harrison: "You won't get fired, the boss man could never replace you Stacy. If he did he would have to pay the next person a lot more money and with the amount of people here including myself using pyro these days, he just can't afford it so you got nothing to worry about. You work your ass off for that ungrateful buffoon. He doesn't pay you nearly enough for the job you do. In Fact he treats you like %$£@!"

Stacy Clark: "You're right. I do deserve a pay rise!"

Sid Harrison: "Yes, yes you do so why don't you come on in and join me in the loveshack?"

Stacy Clark: "I don't have a swimsuit and..."

Sid Interrupts Stacy.

Sid Harrison: "You don't need no swimsuit Stacy. You got your underwear right?"

Stacy doesn't respond, Sid raises his eyebrow.

Sid Harrison: "You going commando? You filthy whore. Don't worry Kassie packs multiple pairs of trunks for Austin since he is never happy with his look. Really is a shame for a man to not be comfortable with himself and has to keep changing."

Stacy Clark: "I am most certainly not going commando thank you very much. You're the worst human being ever."

Stacy storms off.

Sid Harrison: "Stacy don't go, I have some nice prosecco, well it's not mine but I am sure Austin wont mind."

Stacy Clark goes away, Sid is kind of sad but he turns on the TV and puts on rush time. Sid looks at his prosecco. Just as he is about to open it Kassie comes walking in.

Kassie: "Hey hands off. That isn't yours."

Sid Harrison: "I need this in my life right now Kassie, more than you and Austin."

Kassie: "What did you do to her by the way? She didn't look happy."

Sid Harrison: "She has problems but who am I to judge right?"

Kassie: "Have you seen Austin?"

Sid Harrison: "I thought you were watching him. You know he is on double secret probation..."

Kassie: "#NO you were scheduled to watch him and keep him out of trouble not me, I had plans on the hot tub."

Kassie who is prepared, takes off her clothes and reveals her lovely, sexy yellow and pink swimsuit. Sid's jaw drops. Kassie joins Sid in the love shack.

Sid Harrison: "You know you're supposed to get invited into here. You don't invite yourself into the love shack."

Kassie flips her hair back, she looks stunning. Sid just stares before he remembers that Kassie is his best friends girlfriend.

Sid Harrison: "*Sid punches the water in the loveshack* I forgot to give him the lucky kilt of kilts from Turmoil to help him tonight. #Baby Jesus protect thy Austin from DA GARDEN!"

Sid Harrison and Kassie are awaiting Austin Lee's match. The camera goes to Scaggs and Al Poling.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	For the love of pete!
	Hah!

Young Ryan vs Kwan Watts

The camera pans to the announce team.

	He didn't get all of it!
	So Close!

A moving van pulls into the arena garage blasting Japanese Enka music.

As the camera approaches we see that the van was clearly a seafood delivery truck, but all the logos have been spray painted over with kanji and crudely written english reading, “Sendai Moving Company”.

Two smallish japanese men step out of the cab, one in an orange or tangerine jumpsuit, baseball cap and a clipboard under arm, the other is in a pair of orange ankle high pants and suspenders.

They walk up to the security officers at the door.

SUSPENDERS: OHAYO! ICHIBAN HIKKOSHI SENDAI HIKKOSHI TSUKARERU!

SECURITY: ...what?

JUMPSUIT: Ehhhhh we are Moving Company, number one, here make moving for…

He holds up the clipboard puts his index finger and reads down the list.

JUMPSUIT: Uhhhhhhh Tibetan Octopus Mountainous Duprex?

SECURITY: Do you mean Dupree?

Jumpsuit looks at Suspenders and shrugs.

SUSPENDERS: NANI?

Jumpsuit looks closer at the clipboard and nods.

JUMPSUIT: Hai, Hai, Dupree-san.

He presents the clipboard to the security officer

The security officer double checks their credentials and presses on his ear piece.

SECURITY: We’ve got some movers here for Mr. Dupree, they check out. Print up some passes and let them through.

Suspenders snaps his suspenders in victory. The two walk into the arena.

The camera pans to the announce team.

	DEM BOYZ ARE BACK!
	But..That....thats.. OH CMON!!!

DEM BOYZ!!!!!!

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