OCWFED: SUMMERCIDE 2021 - OPENING PACKAGE
TAMPA, FLORIDA
The Camera pans to ramp as an old nostalgic tune hits and the duo of Scaggs and Poling head down to the ring!! The packed crowd roars in excitement and begins to chant "OCW" OCW" "OCW"
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Ladies and Gentleman, WELCOME TO THE HOTTEST PARTY OF THE SUMMER!!! |
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THIS IS 2 NIGHTS, THIS IS SUMMERCIDE 2021!!! |
OCW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
D.D.E vs. MARK REESE* & ???????
Cort Marshall and Justin Jehst have a beachfront setup going on, with towels, folding beach chairs, and of course, a cooler full of booze. There’s a sunny beach background as well, but it’s barely long enough to fill the camera lens, and as it flutters from an AC vent we see they’re in a large open area backstage, maybe a parking lot.
Cort: Real sorry about the leg, man. Seems like a succession of highly improbable circumstances keeps screwing you over.
Cort looks at the camera.
Jehst: Tell me about it. I mean, the director kept saying, HARDER! HARDER! PUT SOME PASSION INTO IT! Jon Voight might have gained an octave.
Jehst shakes his fist, imitating the director.
Jehst: I think he was some kind of auteur or something. Indie types, you know.
Cort: You sure you didn’t spit on any buddhas? Walk under any ladders? Spray any black cats with a hose? Step on a crack? Smash a copy of Blue Oyster Cult’s 1979 album Mirrors?
Justin looks confused.
Cort: Just sayin’. I think you pissed off lady luck.
Cort takes a drink. Jehst shrugs.
Jehst: Well, at first it sucked to lose my PPV match. But then I thought… maybe it’s better if I escape the night alive and kicking.
Cort: The hell do you mean? This Mugen guy is as safe as can be. A real catch-as-catch-can type-a guy. It’s right in the match title!
Jehst looks seriously concerned and leans forward in his chair.
Jehst: No, no, you got it ALL wrong.
Cort: The guy wears parachute pants and mostly retired to do a talk show. What do you think he’s gonna do? Pull out a barbed wire bat??? Set something on fire???
Cort slaps his knee and laughs. Jehst looks horrified.
Jehst: Worse!
Cort: Justin, you are TOTALLY overreacting. Would a guy with a genuine smile like that turn out to be a hardcore psychopath?
As he finishes saying this, he points off camera and calls out.
Cort: Hey, Mugen!
The camera pans over to Mugen, with a brown cloth sack slung over his shoulder. He walks over to the two tag partners.
Cort: I was just telling Jehst all about how we’re going to tear the house down with a nice display of technical holds, chain wrestling, and pure ring veteran quality tonight. Nothing like those crazy kids and their “high spots.” Am I right?
Mugen chuckles at what he just heard from Cort.
Mugen: Man, you are a funny guy. We are going to tear the house down old sport. Literally.
Mugen pats the sack that is slung over his shoulder.
Mugen: The Sack of Suck.
Cort: What you got in there, Timberlake records?
Justin: VERY topical burn, buddy.
Mugen: That’s for me to know and for you to find out shortly when we get in the ring. Good luck old sport.
Mugen pats Cort on the shoulder, who looks slightly confused. He turns back to Jehst, who gives him a very slow head shake as we fade out.
