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Stacy Clark is standing by the new addition to the Light-Heavyweight division Kevin Hanson. “Big” Kev standing at a staggering height of 5 foot 7 inches, pushing the Light-Heavyweight weight limited to the absolute limit with his “all natural” size.

Kevin standing next to Stacy who is almost matching him with her height but Kevin has her by a few inches, but at a glance it appears they are the exact same height. Stacy raising the microphone to speak but is interrupted as an alarm goes off on Kevin Hanson phone, Kevin quickly silences his phone and reaches down into his backpack as he pulls out a container of food.


Kevin begins to eat his chicken breasts as he looks over at Stacy not sure why she hasn’t started her interview. Stacy just looks on in disbelief as she watches Kevin continue to eat….


Kevin Hanson:
….What?

Kevin Hanson: I haven’t missed a meal in 15 years, I am sure as hell not going to miss one now. Think you just get a body like mine without dedication to the craft? All natural from head to toe, no enchantments need.

Kevin finishes his meal and places his container into his backpack and pulls out a shaker bottle and begins to shake it. Flexing his arm in the process for Stacy and the viewing audience as his shmedium shirt stretches at the seams on his arms almost about to bust.

Kevin Hanson: This is years and years of dedication to acquire this god like body. I didn’t just sit around and practice flips and spins like the rest of those little boys yall have running this division.

Stacy looks away covering her mouth as she laughs at Kevin mentioning someone else height.


Kevin Hanson: What you got something to say? You think it’s funny? Your busted face and your disgusting body is the real joke…

Stacy Clark: Well excuse you little man. But I mean your choice of words could have been better.

Kevin Hanson: Do I look little to you? Not a single part of me is little…. And if you don’t believe me then you can come see me later tonight when I’m done with my pump at the gym.

Kevin reaches down picking his bag up and walking off as he takes a zip of his drink.

 

 

 

The camera pans to the announce team.

Wait, What?

They are multiplying!

I am being told the women's championship match is about to go down!

The women's division came back a years ago and it all started with Alex and Sophia at the main event of the Lution preshow.

Now it has come down to this. Alex wants to prove that she's the most dominant woman by beating Sophia here tonight.

Everyone has been saying Sophia has lost her flare but tonight she wants to silence her critics.

 


It's a Match!

 

Sophia

vs

Alex Robinson (c)

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The camera pans to the announce team.

She did it!

Statement made loud and clear!

 

Cameras take us backstage just as Stacy Clark catches Bill Ding in the hallway for a quick word (if he still has a tongue to give it).

Stacy Clark:
Now Ding, we just saw you out there where you continued your streak with a victory over Wrex… Admittedly some of us were surprised to see you out there after what Butcher and Alex did to you last week. How are you feeling?

Ding puts his hand over his mouth and rubs it a bit. He visibly moves his tongue around the inside of his mouth, pushing against his cheeks and between his teeth and closed lips.


Ding:
MHPHHFFPHMFF-MMPFH HPPMF

Stacy leans in a little closer with the mic.

Stacy:
Sorry… Come again?

Ding: MHPHHFFPHMFF ..MMPFH ...HPPMF

Stacy: Um… One more time?

Ding looks down and shakes his head in disappointment. He grimaces and groans, holding his mouth again. After a few mumbles, the feigned groans slowly turn into a chuckle; his grimace transforming into a great big grin. Soon he is laughing heartily, holding his stomach to keep from falling over.


Ding:
Ooooh, hahaha, OOOF!

Ding adjusts his tool belt and clears his throat.


Ding:
Soooorry to mess with ya there, Stacy. I was gonna keep it goin’ a bit longer but just couldn't help mahself.

Ding: Ya see there, Stace… That Alex is some sorta crazy… But she’s also a wholllllllle lotta DUMB.

Ding: And well, that Butcher is only about as good as his puppeteer.

Ding looks to the camera as if talking directly to Alex.

Ding:
You think a measlyyy stapler can stop meh? (Ding sticks out his tongue and points to it) Can sssstahp thish?

Ding: Babydoll, this tonnnngue been workin’ out since before you were one-half of a mistake in ya daddeh’s family jewelsss, ya feel meh?

Ding: Gonna take a lot more than a knock off Swingline stapler, a broke down Barbie and her pet to stop a Hardcore Daddehhhh and one of the strongest muscles in his bodaaay.

Ding: Now listen hereeee, Butcher. You waaaayy too big to be sneakin’ round. I just saw the hightlights of that cage match and I saw what you did to jack.

Ding: Jack, I am sorry I wasn't out there for you Daddehhhh.

Ding: But Butcher... You an’ I… We got unfinished business. I’d be glad to take ya downnnn more than a coupla’ notches. And when people like you come ‘round as big as you are, the harder they fall.

Scene ends.

 

The camera pans to the announce team.

I can't wait to see that.

I hope Ding knows what he's doing.

It's now time for the match everybody wants to see. The cancerous B-17 takes on the champ... Cinnamon Black!

I have been waiting along time to see this one.

Let's not forget. If B-17 wins, he gets a future championship match.

I think it's about to start!

 

It's a Match!

(Non Title!)

 

B-17

vs

Dennis Black (c)

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The camera pans to the announce team.

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Not Quite Done Just Yet!

 

 

 

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