Smythe paces around the ring for the fans to take him in. His hands are in his pockets as he calls for a microphone.
Smythe: So this is the new Turmoil? It looks good. Nice batch of Rookies. Aries... It looks like you guys have the premise of a good show here.
I'll be honest when I heard Turmoil was coming back I had a lot of questions. Who's going to carry the show? Who will the breakout stars be? How will they compete with Riot. Then it came to me.
The fans are expecting Smythe to announce that he will be wrestling on Turmoil and the anticipation heats up as Smythe keeps walking around.
Smythe: Get that out of your heads right away. I won't be coming to Turmoil on any permanent basis. As they say home is where the heart is. I've claimed Riot as my show and that's where I'll stay. But I saw where this show has a chance to make it.
The Bombshells. A Highly underutilized division. Women of wresting with real talent. I saw last weeks Bombshell match and It was less than visually appealing.
Smythe: Which has always been the case for the Bombshells. Does anyone want to watch these ladies wrestle? While I was gone I was out in Texas on some business when I came across the future of the Bombshell Division.
Smythe: Let's just say, I spent a lot of time in El Paso after that. So much that the wife started complaining that I was spending all of my time out there. So I did what any respectable man would do when comfonted by the wife about what I do on my spare time. I GOT A DIVORCE AND I BROUGHT THIS WOMAN TO OCW.
The mixed explosion of a reaction was enough for Smythe to point to the stage ramp as the area is on fire.