OCWFED.com Presents Riot

   

 

As the match bell rings signifying the brutal exhibition's conclusion, the Super Junior Triple Crown is the only one left standing. Matsuda methodically makes his way up the ramp and calls for a microphone, stepping away from the disaster he had just created. The camera pans over the carnage, the One Man Revolution only just now coming to from a bone rattling kick to the jaw.

Matsuda puts the microphone to his mouth to speak, a twisted grin on his face that cannot conceal his excitement.


Matsuda: [breathing heavily] Oh my... GOD!

The crowd pops at their Villains enthusiasm.

Matsuda: I'm sorry its just been so long! I mean… last time I had that much fun I was wearing face paint and bleeding from my eye balls! That… was just… exhilarating!

Matsuda: And I guess I should be apologizing to Lucky… wrong place wrong time… Bedlam probably enjoyed that… but Bobby… Bobby… Bobby…

Matsuda sits Indian style after reaching the top of the ramp, making himself comfortable before his conversation with the barely conscious Minio.

Matsuda: I have to say you bring out something in me. Something I haven't seen in a long time. I mean, just the mere fact that you are still here, after that ass kicking I gave you at Chill Faktor is a testament to your character. Lesser men would and have left… but you… you I saw at the next show knocking down my door for a rematch! And that's special Bobby, it really is.

Matsuda: Not only did you come at me with more passion, but you went out and you FINALLY did something. You won that Hardcore Championship. You made something of yourself. You PROVED your Revolution. And don't think I didn't notice.

Matsuda: I GAVE you a glimpse of what you need to be. I GAVE you the spark that made you Hardcore Champion. But Bobby, I can only give so much.

Matsuda: Don't be fooled by the way these people chant my name. I am a very, very, bad man. A selfish man. A man who takes what he wants. And when an opportunity presents itself, no homeless Englishman or rambling ginger will get in my way.

Matsuda: What I'm trying to say is that I won't be happy until I hold every belt in this company simultaneously. 

Matsuda rises to his feet, running his hands through his hair.

Matsuda: So if you want your rematch for the gold I hold, you've got it!

The crowd pops, echoes of "MATSUDA BOMBAEYE" echo through the arena. Matsuda turns around as if he were leaving, but pauses, just short of Gorilla position.

Matsuda: On the condition that you put on the line the gold YOU hold. Sayonara.

The Dear Leader drops the microphone over his left shoulder, hitting the ground with a loud THUMP and brief static before the audio cuts. Matsuda disappears backstage and the scene fades.

 

 

The camera cuts away to a montage of different sights in Las Vegas, NV. Then we cut to a fly over of the Mira Villa Gated Community in the neighboring town of Summerlin. Down on the ground, Trisha and the rest of the OCW crew appear to be just about set up to begin the segment.

Trisha Waldrop: This is Trisha Waldrop, and welcome to In Your Crib. Where we take a look at how the superstars of OCW live when they aren’t on the road. Today we are here in Summerlin, Nevada, just 20 minutes away from the Las Vegas Strip, at the Mira Villa Community. And today we are taking a look at how OMG members Lacy Love and Mr. Future Investment Dimsmore live it up here in the desert. Let’s go.

Just as they being to walk up to the door, a candywhite VW EOS storms out of the garage. It is Lacy Love. She has an oversized pair of aviator sunglasses on and a purple spaghetti strap “I Heart Dimmy” shirt. Lacy pulls right up in front of Trisha, blasting Minami’s latest J-Pop album. 

Trisha Waldrop: Well, it’s the first lady of OMG, Lacy Love. How are you??

Lacy Love: WHAT???

Lacy obviously can’t hear Trisha over the music.

Trisha Waldrop: I said how are you??

Lacy Love: WHAT???

Trisha Waldrop: MAYBE YOU SHOULD TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!!

Lacy shakes her head and places her sunglasses on the top of her head.

Lacy Love: I CAN’T HEAR YOU!! LEMME TURN THE MUSIC DOWN!!

Trisha gives a half hearted smirk but continues.

Trisha Waldrop: Lacy, how are you today?

Lacy Love: Good bytches!! I’m just about to run some errands in town. Hop in.

Trisha Waldrop: Well we actually wanted to take a look at this lovely abode.

Lacy Love: Oh we’ll get to that. Get in.

Trisha and the crew get in the car. Lacy drops the top on her EOS and speeds out to the main road and down the street as we head back to the ring.

 

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I like how these segments have become something more than just showing somebody your home. A beautiful evolution, a combination of mind, matter and briliance. True perfection in the form of a segment on a wrestling television broadcast.

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EFF YOU

  

*The camera fades in backstage to an empty hallway as the sounds of "Charisma" by WASP are heard as Marvelous Austin Lee comes walking into the frame. Spining around in a circle as he reaches up and turns his music off. Pausing, he shows the camera his new shirt reading "too Marvelous to Flake" before continuing down the hallway.

Marvelous Austin Lee: Some people thought that this kid would be some flash in the pan rookie but as you see i am standing strong still the undefeated and the must see rookie sensation. #RookieFranchise #KID Marvelous #The Natural Entrtainer #Mr 2Sweet 2bSour #Marvelous Ego #Gods Marvelous Son 

Marvelous Austin Lee: *Pausing as he waits for a crowd reaction that doesnt happen.* Thank you thank you. I know all of you "wrastling" fans out there are tired of just the same old same old here, which is why yours truly is still here. Because we all know that none of you are here to see some bum named.....umm.... *stoping as he looks down at his hand.* Luke Fuuwhocares. 

Marvelous Austin Lee: Because C'mon, i mean relly #C'mon son no one got time for some reckless kid they only got time to be entertained. #C'mon who wouldn't want to be entertained by all of this *pointing at himsef* specialy the one and only Cherese LEE storm.

*The camera panning to the side as Cherese Lee Storm is leaning against the wall with her back to Marvelous Austin Lee. Austin comes walking up behind Cherese as he leans his arm against the wall as he looks Cherese over*

Marvelous Austin Lee:
 So i have been thinking about what you said last week about who would want to be named after the weather and i have to agree with you. Lets just get it over with you get down on your knee and ask me if its ok for you to drop that ugly storm name and just be a LEE like the marveous one.

*Austin Pauses as he waits for a response but does not receive one as he takes the chance to take a quick picture of him standing next to Cherese only for her to not even turn her head and acknowledge him taking a picture.*


Marvelous Austin Lee:
 Look i know you want to be a good girl and don't want to hurt him but i mean C'mon look at all of this *pointing back at himself* who could pass up the chance to be lucky enough to be called a LEE. *looking down at his phone* Damn your not photogenic at all lets try this again.

*Marvelous Austin Lee sliding his hand onto Cherese's shoulder as he goes to take another picture only for Cherese to realize this time and jump and look back at Austin in shock as he takes the picture.*

Marvelous Austin Lee:
 *Cutting Cherese off as he slides a finger to her mouth* Shhhh don't speak your eyes say it all. I am not one to toot my own horn but we both know he can't match up to me when it comes to sports entertaining. So how about tonight after i show him how it's done you come show me your version of entertainment. 

*Marvelous Austin Lee winks at Cherese before starting to back away as he clicks his theme song back on. Cherese very calmly pulls her ear buds out of her ears with a grin on her face. Seeing her grin, one starts to form on Austin's own face. It quickly fades as he comes into contact with something while backing up just a little more. Austin turns around and finds himself face to face with The Son of God. Cody rears back, ready to deliver a right hand, but Cherese moves Austin out of the way and grabs a hold of Cody's arm.*

Cherese Lee-Storm:
 "What did I tell you about your outbursts?"

*Cody lowers his arm, an irritated look coming across his face. Cody turns to face Austin Lee and Austin takes a step back not expecting to look into the pure white eyes of Storm, but quickly he's back on his game making lash gestures towards the whipped Cody Storm."

Cody Storm:
 "You may think she's just saved you, but now you have a few to contemplate your death. I suggest you go make peace with Dad, because you're getting crucified tonight!" 

*Austin turns his theme music back on and goes about backing up again, continuing the whipped gesture as he goes.*

 

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We rejoin Lacy and Trisha at the spa inside the community. Both Lacy and Trisha have bath robes on, with their hair wrapped up in a towel, a mud pack on their faces and cucumbers over their eyes. They are seated in massage chairs with their feet soaking in warm, soapy water. A staff member is on the side of each lady and finishing up their nails.

Trisha Waldrop: I must say Lacy, this is the life.

Lacy Love: The only thing missing would be some Starbucks. Would you like a cup?

Trisha Waldrop: As a matter of fact, I would.

Lacy Love: (Clap Clap)

An attendant arrived a mere seconds after Lacy’s clap. This muscle bound buffoon apparently has misplaced his shirt after he took a dive in an Olympic sized pool of baby oil. Does he know how unsanitary that is?? If he don’t go and put a damn shirt….. Um whoops, back to the ladies.

Attendant: How may I help you ladies?

Lacy Love: Can I have a Iced, Half Caff, Ristretto, Venti, 4-Pump, Sugar Free, Cinnamon, Dolce Soy Skinny Latte please? And if you dare bring me Venti Iced Skinny Hazelnut Macchiato, Sugar-Free Syrup, Extra Shot, Light Ice, No Whip and try to pass it off as a a Iced, Half Caff, Ristretto, Venti, 4-Pump, Sugar Free, Cinnamon, Dolce Soy Skinny Latte, I may have to dish out an LSD in my bath robe and I won’t be happy.

Attendant:Umm… and for you madam?

Trisha Waldrop: Decaf iced coffee, two creams, two Splendas.

Attendant: Very good.

The attendant takes off…. I mean walks off to retrieve their orders. Lacy lets out a big sigh as if she is finally able to relax.

Trisha Waldrop: So I know the OCW Universe is wondering about the condition of one Dimsmore. The last time we had any glimpse of him he was a bloody mess at the hands of the world champion Paul Pugh. What is the status of his condition?

Lacy Love: Immediately after Riot last week, we brought Dimmy to the UCSD Medical Center. He received 40 stitches for wounds to his forehead and cheek bone. He also had a broken nose and some swelling of his eyes. 

Lacy Love: But the doc should have diagnosed Paula with a case of fear. Deep down he knew that with my Dimmy at 100%, his precious title belt was coming home to OMG where it belongs.

Trisha Waldrop: With The Clash just over a week away, will Dimsmore be healthy enough to take down the champ?

Lacy Love: I think the more important question you need to ask is… (Clap Clap) WHERE THE HELL IS MY ICED, HALF CAFF, RISTRETTO, VENTI, 4-PUMP, SUGAR FREE, CINNAMON, DOLCE, SOY, SKINNY LATTE?!?!?

Lacy frantically searches for her cell phone to apparently call the front desk and complain. All Trisha can do is shake her head.

Trisha Waldrop: Scaggs, Poling, back to you guys. 

 

 

 

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