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We cut backstage to what appeared to be the private locker room of the OCW Bombshells. How cameras got behind the closed doors of the ladies locker room is beyond this promoer.
Jessica Jessie, had only just gotten out of the shower, and was brushing her hair in the mirror when she was approached by her "bestie" Molly, who came bearing a small bag of skittles for the Bombshell champion.
Jessica: Oh. Em. Gee. Molly thank you so much! Where did you find these?!
Molly: [cautiously] Uhm… at the Walgreens across the street?
Jessica: They have Walgreens in Metah?
Molly: Wha-what?
Jessica: Salt Lake City, Metah! Thats where we flew in this morning right?
Molly: Y-you mean Utah?!
Molly seemed astonished by the Champion's idiocy.
Jessica: Yeah, Metah. Anyways, thank you for the Skittles thats so, like totally awesome! You're the best, bestie!
Molly: Sure but remember our agreement? I get you your tropical skittles and you side with me in the title match to eliminate the other two?
Jessica: Oh yeah, duh!
Kat and Anna Mosity arrive on the scene, and quickly this is looking more like a clip from Oz or Shawshank Redemption. Kat shoves Molly out of the way and Anna pins Jessica to the wall.
Kat: Y'all hoes plotting against us? Behind our back?!
Anna: I should break her neck and vacate the title. Make it a f---ing triple threat at Chill Faktor!
???: LADIES! LADIES! And God knows I use that term lightly.
Dr. Lindsay Rothschild Esq. M.D. flanked by two assistants who separate the girls.
Lindsay: I promised the powers that be that I would clean up this mess of a division, and a certainly intend to do so. So if you SAVAGES are done harassing MY champion, I thought I might tell you about your match schedule leading up to the pay-per-view.
Kat: Whatchu talking' about you jive turkey?
Lindsay: Next week, you Anna, will be facing two of our new talent initiative Bombshells in a handicap match. As for you, you disgusting African trollop. In two weeks, you will be facing…
Kat: I dare you to say you're puttin' me in a handicap match honkey!
Lindsay: Amazing Pine. Molly. Jessica. Walk with me, will you?
The two "besties" follow their boss out the door and the scene fades.
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Scene opens up backstage at an OCW event. Camera pans around till it comes across Reckless Revolution's locker room. Door opens and shows Reckless Kid Luke Fuentes and Bobby Minio watching film on their upcoming match.
RK:You see right there is when Lucky likes to preform his sig move. So look out for that.
Minio: Will Do, lets just make sure we handle business tonight and get our first tagteam win in OCW.
Tv turns off as Luke puts down the remote and lay his head down as Minio gets up from the couch grabs a jump rope from the closet and begins jump roping
Minio: Hey, you still having those weird feelings?
RK: Yeah man, something just seems odd around here tonight. I don't know if its a full moon tonight or what, but something in the air feels strange. So lets just make sure we watch our backs alright Bobby.
Minio: Will do man, One last thing before tonights match. Been thinking of a couple sig moves of our own that I would like for us to work on alright...alright?...
After a slight pause Luke finally responds back as he begins to walk out of the room.
RK: I'll be right back, need to take a walk and get my head right.
Luke walks out the room as the camera follows him.
RK: Whats up with me tonight? Why do I have that knot in my stomach that tells me something is wrong.
Luke continues to walk down the hallway as he begins to hear voices coming from a near room. Luke stops what he's doing and gets closer to listen in on what the voices are saying.
Voice 1: Don't worry about the match tonight, I'll make sure everything will go as plan.
Voice 2: Alright lad, we are trusting you on this one here.
Voice 3: Asi es
Voice 1 & Voice 2: What?
Voice 1: Listen, like I said. Don't worry just do your part and I will do mine.
Luke begins hear footsteps walking toward the doorm so he takes off back to his room. Right when he turns the corner, he trips and falls bouncing his head off the ground.
Minio: Luke? Hey Reckless I asked you a question man?!
Bobby stops jump roping and turns around as he yells Luke's name.
Minio: Luke!!?
Reckless picks up his head up in a quick and startled movement. Looking around a bit confused. Turns around to Bobby.With a puzzled look on his face.
RK: What? What just happen? Did I fall a sleep or Di......
Before Luke can even finish what he was saying. Bobby cuts him off.
Minio: Yeah man! I was trying to tell you something and you rudely decided it was a good time to take a nap.
RK: O man, That had to be real, I remember getting up and walking down the hallway.
Minio: What ? naw Luke your ass feel asleep right there and that couch.
RK: Felt so real. Man listen to this...
Reckless begins to go into detail of what seems to be just a dream. Bobby sits down as he grabs a water. Listening to Luke's story. Bobby begins to put things together in his head on who it could've been.
Minio: Was it Mugen?
Luke pauses for a second to think
RK: Naw, don't think so man.
Bobby begins to listen more as Luke carries on with his story and scene fades out
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In Your Crib with Trisha Waldrop featuring Mugen continues right where it left off. Mugen is about to enter the room containing his most prized possession, a oil painting of him and his 15 Championships....
The moment he opens the door, he sees the purpled haired Tiberius Dupree sliding his prized portrait into a storage tube. Dressed like a cat burglar, he turns and gives his classic half smile then dashes through the open window onto the fire escape.
Lord Lariat immediately reacts, nearly knocking over the pudgy Trisha Waldrop as he pursues Tibby up the fire escape. Dupree is only a half of flight up, having traveled to his rooftop on more than one occasion, he closes the distance by the time they reach the top.
Mugen grabs the back of Tibby's foot pulling off his left boot. There's barely any snow left after the recent rainfall, but the rooftop is still damp and slippery. Tibby stumbles and begins to hobble away, Mugen follows in pursuit.
Realizing he's still holding Tibby's boot, he launches it at the back of Dupree's head. It smacks him clean in the back of his neck, he loses his balance enough for Mugen to tackle him. The roll around and fight for the storage tube, until Tibby pokes him in the eye, Flair style.
Tibby gets back to his feet and hops to the adjacent roof as Mugen regains his vision. With a soggy left sock he continues to sprint away, with the Young KO Kid not far behind. They run across the rooftops mirror's edge style until there's no more rooftops to jump.
The sound of the busy street can be heard below as Tibby steps on the ledge of the roof. He turns and looks at Mugen, holding the storage container over edge. Mugen slowly approaches...
Dupree: If you take another step I'll drop it!
Mugen stops his foot from moving forward, and grounds his stance.
Mugen: It's not like it will break, it's in a protective tube dumbass. Just give it back, you have no where to go.
Dupree: Are you sure about that?!
Tibby cracks another half smile then falls backward off the roof. Mugen immediately runs to look over the ledge. Expecting to see Betterness splattered all over the sidewalk below, but instead sees Tibby land on huge OMG inflated stunt bag. The camera fades with Tibby hopping in the back of a strategically parked van driven by the Menace of Nesquehoning.
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