Pugh (c) & Patolomai vs Cerberus
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Woah! |
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Whats happening? Why did that happen? Explain it to me Scaggs... |
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Umm... I think thats about to be taken care of. |
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A perplexed and dumbfounded Paul Pugh still sits on the Riot ring mat knees clutched close to his still heaving chest. With arms outstretched in biblical fashion Ego's eyes fixate on his hand chosen tag team partner with malcontent.
In a shameless display of distaste for what could be consider a lackadaisical effort to save our champion, Paul Pugh's profanity filled proclamation points definitive blame on Patolomai.
Paul Pugh: Really? YOU'RE REALLY DOING THIS? YOU DICK.
Pugh slams his hands down to the mat in a childish rage. Although Paul Pugh's attempted verbal evisceration of the genius goliath of greatness may have been tolerated after the tranquil effects of the time keepers bell and recent Zen like enlightenment, unquestionably the escapades have garnered a retort.
The humongous hulking mass of humanity that is Patolomai eases his own enormity from the ringside apron and through the ring ropes with a elegance reserved for someone nearly a third of his size.
At the observation of a approaching adversary the egomaniac has little to no time to evaluate the severity of his prone position and opts to ready himself with two balled white knuckled fists.
Patolomai instinctually ponders Paul Pugh for a moment like a predator playing with a potential prey item before defying natures intended instruction and offering a consult.
Patolomai squats his Samoan stature to Paul Pugh's eye level acquiring the undivided attention of the source of his verbal dissection
Patolomai: Paul,Paul,Paul... You ignorant imbecile . Power... Comes from your force (Patolimai slowly fires a palm thrust into the open air) Times velocity. (Patolimai finishes up the demonstration with a fury of fast palm strikes at nothing in particular).
Patolomai:You clearly are the crux of our predicament Paul. Your inferiorities and infractions have left you with our self imposed failures.
Sufficed with the fruits of his philosophy Patolomai rises to his feet making what is sure to be a cardinal mistake for a of pupil of Pato's intelligence.
Paul Pugh sensing his opportunity delivers a devilish low blow crumpling the colossus in a matter of moments. Pugh stands over him as the crowd begin to boo the wicked actions of the World Champion. Pugh motions for the World Title and hoists it into the air, placing a foot on the face of the fallen Patolomai - proclaiming victory at the top of his voice as OMG appear on the ramp.
Pugh turns to the side and notices OMG high tailing it to the ring. Just as Pugh seems to be outnumbered, members of C4 arrive from the crowd to support their comrade. Pugh mockingly drops "Banzai" style onto Pato's chest, then unwraps his hand tape and throws it onto the head of the beast, who immediately grabs Kid Ego's legs and springs to his feet, holding Pugh on his shoulders Powerbomb style.
As members of C4 and OMG surround the ring, proclaiming war at one and other, Leonheart appears on the stage, looking furious.
Leonheart: Is this really happening? Patolomai if you powerbomb him, you will be suspended.
A huge grin comes across Pugh's face as Pato remains exactly where he is - holding Pugh in the sky. Pugh begins prodding Pato's head and eyes, trying to force the beast to make a rash decision.
Leonheart: Drop him.
Pato, realising what is at stake, carefully lowers the World Champion from he predicament and calmly delivers him to his feet. Pugh immediately picks up the World Title he dropped as Pato grabbed him, and waves it in Pato's face reminding the Samoan who the Champion is.
Leonheart: ...and Pugh. Next week. Expect to be punished for breaking my no contact clause. I will not be disrespected any longer.
Leon's music starts up as the two teams remain at odds, the camera focussing on Pugh and Pato, centre stage, face to face with the World Title being held aloft by C4's resident loudmouth. Pugh begins to chuckle in the face of the monster as the show goes off the air.
SHOW DONE...
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