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With a night as intense as this one, and with the raucous Michigan crowd riled up; we’re shown the backstage area. The camera picks up what seems to be a battle born veteran congratulating his impressive student. The OCW Hall of Famer Aries is seen sat on a chair, facing the retaining Hardcore Champion, Sid Harrison. With one hand on Sid’s shoulder and a big grin on his face, he beckons the camera crew to come in closer.
Aries stands up while Sid remains seated, and looks towards the camera. He smiles, and points towards his student.
Aries – Ladies and gentlemen; THIS is talent. THIS is toughness. My student, Sid Harrison, has went out there tonight and proved why he deserves to hold a championship belt. He went out there and defeated one of the best this company has to offer.
Aries steps to the right, allowing Sid room to stand. Harrison rises to his feet, belt on his shoulder, and faces the camera.
Aries – This man right here. This man, holding this belt…he’s going to someday surpass me. Hell; I think he already has.
Aries looks over at Sid.
Aries – That’s why that Sid is going to bring the Hardcore Championship back to where it once was. I remember when title reigns meant something in this company. I remember when they were more than just props for some egomaniac to gloat about how “he’s the best”. Sid Harrison is going to bring the Hardcore Championship to heights that this belt has never even seen before. Parker, Majin…these are just names of the past. Sid Harrison is for the future. Sid Harrison is a name you’re going to remember for years to come.
Aries turns his head back to the camera, as Sid can be seen smirking. He adjusts the belt on his shoulder, as Aries continues to speak.
Aries – This Hardcore Title...it’s going back to its roots. Every single week, whether it’s on Riot or a PPV…it will be defended. And when I say defended; I mean DEFENDED. After what I’ve seen tonight from this man, it wasn’t cockiness that he was showing. It was sheer domination. Step into the ring with this man, and I guarantee you won’t leave it on your own two legs. No matter how big. No matter how small, fat, skinny, short, beautiful or ugly, Sid is going bring you to hell, and no…he won’t bring you back.
Aries looks back again at Sid, and taps on the shoulder.
Aries – Let’s go, Sid. We have some celebrating to do. One defense down, and plenty more to go.
Aries walks away from the camera with Sid following close behind, both men seemingly pleased with tonight’s outcome.
El Espado still walking around the ring clapping and climbing the ring post .The fans are up and cheering for him as he goes and gets the mic .The fans keep cheering as he begins to speak .He holds up the belt to the crowd as they get even louder *
El Espado : Ah you guys !
* Fans start a Espado chant *
El Espado : C'mon, c'mon you guys this is truly a dream come true .All I can say is if you believe you can achieve !
*fans cheer again*
El Espado : You the fans of OCW really got me through that match .It was you pushing me. Willing me up that ladder that I am now your Light heavyweight champion of the world !
And now what's next for me your champion ?Anything cause I'm ready to defend this title against any and all comers .I wouldn't mine taking on Matsuda to prove that I am the one true light heavyweight champion of OcW .
I still have allot of hills to climb in this business but with you the fans of OCW there isn't anything I can't do .
So to every light heavyweight guy in the back just know I'm not a hard person to find. I won't run and I'm ready !
El Espado runs to the top rope and holds up the light heavyweight title. The fans erupt again
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How rude of you. Lets continue the show... Rookie Bobby Minio is up next! |
The opening riff of Rage Against the Machine’s Sleep Now In The Fire plays over the P.A. system. The OCW fans look toward the stage curiously. The lights focus on the entrance just as a man emerges. A new competitor, wearing his red, white and blue wrestling gear under a black sweatshirt with the hood raised over his head, steps onto the stage to face the mostly confused reaction from the OCW universe. He fights off a grin and settles for a smirk, before setting forth down the ramp toward the ring. A few of the adult fans seem to recognize him, most do not. He raises a mic to his face as he begins climbing into the ring.
Bobby Minio: Nine years…
Bobby Minio: Nine long years… Nine years ago last June, I made a promise to myself, while I was sidelined with a concussion that I was told was the end of my wrestling career, that the moment I was symptom free for a year… I would put boots to canvas and get back to work.
He beams with a smile as he looks down at his wrestling boots, flatly planted in the middle of the ring now, before looking back up to the hard camera side of the ring.
Bobby Minio: This is the fulfillment of that very promise. This right here.
Bobby Minio: Some of you may remember me, and if you don’t, I’m not even mad. I’ve been gone for a damn long time, so allow me to reintroduce myself. I am Bobby Minio, I am the One Man Revolution, and I am here on OCW Riot to make a statement.
He is pacing around the ring now, keeping his eyes on the crowd while he walks.
Bobby Minio: I’m here to get back to business. Wrestling has always, and will always, be my business. To be totally honest with you all, it’s all I know. I’m here to knock the rust off. I’m here to take inventory of myself, in front of all of you and get my game back.
Bobby Minio: This is going to be so friggin’ hard. I know that. I am a realist, and I have seen this roster at work. The road to my goals is going to be a real pain in the ass… and I’m ready.
Bobby Minio: Years away from this, years on the bench, I never let myself lose the mental edge. I’ve been waiting so damn long, and I’m ready.
Bobby Minio: I’m ready for the beatings. I’ve actually missed those, because they’re a challenge. I’m ready for the challenge, because for a decade, I was my only challenge, recovery was the match and finally! Goddamnit! Finally I won! …and I’m ready.
Minio’s voice is getting louder, his intensity is roaring up, his body language is more aggressive. The hood drops as he leans over the ropes addressing one side of the arena.
Bobby Minio: I’m ready for the climb. Because that is the best part.
He points his free hand up toward the arena lights.
Bobby Minio: The climb, the journey, that’s the build up. The payoff is nothing without the build up, without the climb. Climbing that ladder means everything to me, because when you win the strap, and I WILL. win. the strap… When you win the strap, it is defined by that climb. The difficulty of that climb, that reflects your character, and I’m not done building character.
His pace finally slows down, his voice a bit more methodical as he speaks.
Bobby Minio: ...but most of all. I’m ready. I’m ready for the strap. I’m ready for that ultimate payoff, because let’s be honest, that is what we’re all here for right? I’m ready for the strap. I’m ready for that weight, on my shoulders, I’m ready for the fight, both to get it and to KEEP it.
Minio turns and faces the hard camera side once again.
Bobby Minio: I AM the One Man Revolution. That’s not just a nickname, that’s not just some gimmick, that is a PROMISE. The revolution WILL be televised, it WILL be live streamed, it WILL be well documented, and goddamnit, most of all, it WILL mean something. It all starts with a Riot... That’s my statement.
He lowers the mic to take one more look around the fans before bringing it back to his face.
Bobby Minio: Mic drop.
He makes good on that final promise, the echoing thud of the mic hitting the mat leading directly into Sleep Now In The Fire kicking off again. With a smile on his face and a familiar determination in his eye, Minio listens to the reaction from the fans with excitement as he exits the ring and heads backstage.
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That boy can talk. |
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I can't wait to see him wrestle, but thats for another time. Up next is Dimsmore vs Matusmoto |
Dimsmore vs Matsumoto
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Excellent showing there |
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AWWW MI SAW SAWWY |
As previously recorded earlier this evening OCW's newest Bombshell Jessica Jessie is seen skipping into the catering area. Her blonde pig tails bounce in unison to her surgery enhanced chest as she comes to a halt mid room.
She prances around asking everyone in sight if she's seen her former college roommate and veteran Bombshell Molly. Everyone she asks replies with a humorous "no" while eying the strangely dressed woman trying to blend in among the regular staff.
Jessica looks right at the woman with the huge sunglasses poorly placed wig and upside down newspaper covering half her face. It's obviously Molly in a poor disguise, she frantically scurries away nearly knocking over an approaching camera man. Jessica shrugs her shoulders unable to comprehend and bounces back down the hallway she came still searching for Molly.
Matsuda and Pato are seen backstage doing their weekly breathing exercises and yoga. Pato proves to be surprisingly limber, performing a picturesque downward dog, while Matsuda struggles to keep up with his OMG compatriot and Buddha look alike, Patolomai.
The masterful Yogi Pato had performed many of these exercises with his eyes closed, so he was obviously visibly shocked to see that Minami was holding on to the OCW World Title, as opposed to the Ex Division one that has become such a common accessory to the pop star.
Patolomai: Um… Hide?
The giant's voice booms as gently as a giant's voice can.
Patolomai: Did you win a world title match recently and not tell anyone about it?
Matsuda: World title match? The racist conservative management of this company haven't given me a shot since the triple threat debacle of 2012. A match that I RIGHTFULLY WON. I'd still be champion today if it wasn't for that cheating bastard Arieth. BUT WHERES MY TITLE MATCH, HUH?!
Patolomai: Now now, no need to get up at arms Hide. I simply noticed that Minami seems to be holding the OCW World Title today. And not the Ex Division Title.
Matsuda raises a brow, slowly turning to the oblivious Minami, who was indeed holding Paul Pugh's championship. Realizing this, Matsuda jumps to his feet and snatches the belt from Minami, locking himself in the OMG locker room with belt in hand.
Matsuda: YOU'LL NEVER GET ME ALIVE HA HA!
A confused Pato and Minami shrug, and the two continue to do Yoga.
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VILLAIN GOES OVER! |
We cut back to the ring which is decorated with red carpet and a couple of black leather sofas. We see the beautiful and talented Stacy Clark standing inside the ring with a microphone in hand getting ready to start this weeks edition of The Clark Effect.
Stacey Clark: I would like to welcome everyone to another edition of The Clark Effect.
The crowd cheers their approval.
Stacey Clark: Tonight's edition is a very special edition because I have the first exclusive interview with one of OCW's most controversial superstars since his surprise return on last weeks Riot.
The crowd now starting to get excited.
Stacey Clark: So without further ado please welcome my guest tonight the only athlete/movie star on the OCW roster, THE ONE! THE ONLY! MICHAEL HOLLYWOOD!!!
That all so familiar theme of Paparazzi hits the speakers all throughout the arena and the crowd who not that long ago would have burst out in boo's of their displeasure but after last weeks return and helping to clear the ring of OMG they now erupt in cheers. They treat Hollywood as if he was a returning conquering hero while he takes his time walking down to the ring soaking up this very pleasing but unfamiliar reaction from the crowd.
Hollywood finally makes his way inside the ring where he continues to play up to the crowd with his famous Hollywood smile that was once cocky and arrogant but now while it's still cocky the arrogance has been replaced with confidence and adoration for the OCW universe. As the crowd starts to settle down Hollywood walks over to Stacey Clark who is greeting him and grabs her hand and kisses it leaving Stacey a little flustered and blushing then he gets a mic from one of the stagehands and Stacey begins to speak.
Stacey Clark: Welcome Hollywood, please have a seat.
Hollywood still with his smile takes his seat across from Stacey Clark.
Stacey Clark: It's been 6 months since we have seen you on OCW television and OMG members have publicly stated that you were off filming a movie but I get the feeling that there's more to it than that so the question on my mind and I'm sure on the mind of the rest of the OCW universe is, where has Michael Hollywood been?
Hollywood now with a more serious look on his face.
Michael Hollywood: Well thats partially true but not the whole story. The truth is my last match on OCW television I tore my pectoral muscle and was put on the shelf but yes I did film a movie The Green Arrow while I was rehabbing and it will be in a theater near you in the spring of 2014.
Stacey Clark: After your huge surprise return last week some OMG members have been quoted as saying you are a traitor because you swore your allegiance to OMG and now you have turned on them, How does that make you feel?
Michael Hollywood: They say I'm a traitor!?! Really!?! Let me set the record straight. When OMG first came together I believed in the cause and we had the all for one one for all mentality. I would have bled for that group and I thought they would bleed for me as well. I thought we were the most elite group in OCW.
Michael Hollywood: When I was on Ambition they were there for me. When I became the Television Champion they were there for me. Then my popularity continued to skyrocket and their insecurities and jealousy started showing and they started not being there for me. The night I lost the Television Champion they were nowhere around.
Michael Hollywood: While I was injured they were nowhere around, they wouldn't accept my calls or emails they wouldn't even acknowledge I was injured. They stole my number one freek which they can keep because I don't want or need crotch critters and then they sent my agent E.Z. Cash home because they said they didn't have anything for him.
Michael Hollywood: But yet they say I'm the traitor and I turned my back on them. What once was Overness Meets Greatness now is nothing more than Obsolete Meets Gayness with the biggest group of homosexuals ever assembled in one group.
The crowd erupts in cheers for Hollywood's comments.
Stacey Clark: I get why you left OMG now but why team with the OCW World Champion Pugh, Parker, and Mugen?
Michael Hollywood: Before my injury I had a impromptu match with Parker on Riot where I took him to the limit but came up just a little short. In the first round of The King Of OCW Tournament I faced off against Pugh and had the highest rated match of the first round of the tournament but still came up a little short. While I might not have won those matches I did earn their respect and they earned mine. Mugen is another guy I have respect for because he has a lot of heart and doesn't have any quit in him.
Michael Hollywood: When I was injured it wasn't OMG that reached out to me. It wasn't OMG that helped me find my way back it was them. I joined C4 because we all have a mutual respect for each other and a common goal........THE END OF OMG!!!
"My Songs Know" by Fallout Boy hits the PA system to a healthy hiss from Grand Rapids crowd. Tiberius Octavian Dupree stands in the entrance ramp sporting a foul look on his face. He immediately signals for his theme to cease, burdened with a involuntary twitch then begins to speak.
Dupree: Seriously?! Your going to come out here and throw dirt on our name like some ratchet school girl fresh on the rag. Just because Luke is now Nesqueboning Lacey, that doesn't mean you need to join the boys scouts and become their outspoken eunuch.
He puts his hand on his chest pretending to be sincere.
Dupree: I'm truly sorry that OMG didn't have time during our quest for world domination to kiss your boo boo and tell you everything will be alright. I'm so so sorry we couldn't babysit your sleazy boyfriend while you shot some B-rated smut film involving spandex and arrows.
Dupree: Truth be told I was never your friend, noone in OMG ever planned to be. OMG is an alliance, we don't have sleepovers roasting marshmallows singing kumbaya and playing truth or dare...
Dupree: For Christ sake Matsuda was locked in prison with MY HERO and I didn't visit him once... One: because I was hoping he'd lose his manhood to a guy named Butch and live happily ever after. Two: because I knew he could handle himself, he'd never ask for OMG to hold his hand through anything so trivial as incarceration.
Dupree: He may not meet the height criteria for most major rides at Disney World but he's strong, all of OMG is strong, that's why we brought back Pato to take your place. He's literally twice the man you'll ever be...
Tibby with another annoying nerve spasm points to Hollywood and Stacey.
Dupree: But you Hollywood are weak, weak like Stacy's sexual impulses after 3 beers and a chick flick. Weak like those small children your buddy Paul Pugh stalks in school zones.
Stacey professionally gives Tibby the finger.
Dupree: You, Pube, the Scumbag, and Duck Sauce proved you NEED each other to survive in OMG's world, and that's weakness at it's most primal level.
He twitches again complimented by his classic half smile, Hollywood just continues to remain cool with a smile of his own.
Dupree: Calm down, I don't plan to slug it out with you, I'm no neanderthal. I'm just out here to inform you that we acknowledge your weakness and we have already planned for your demise accordingly.
Before Tibby turns around to leave Hollywood grabs his attention with a few last words.
Michael Hollywood: Dupree I told you a long time ago to stop sniffing your HERO's crotch but you didn't listen and now look at you, up their twitching like two dollar crack ho and your obviously delusional as well thinking I'm weak and that your little group of circle jerkers are going to take me out. Am I supposed to be afraid? Lets see here we have you a crotch sniffer that abused his boyfriend to the point that he finally had enough fought back and broke up with you in electrifying fashion Next we have that little Jackie Chan wanna be Matsuda who is always talking about going over but in reality all he ever goes over is his sister yeah thats right a little inside information the villains girlfriend is in fact his sister. Then we have Dimsmore, who looks and smells like shrek but has the brain of Donkey. Dimsmore didn't get hit with the ugly stick he smacked into the whole tree. Last but not least we have Pato, that dude ate the whole ugly forest!! I have Parker, Mugen, and the OCW World Champion Paul Pugh by my side. I like my chances.
Both men exchange smiles and glares with violent intentions as Tibby twitches one more time as he retreats to gorilla.
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