The door to Strong Style Diagaku's locker room springs open abruptly as the duo prepare for their title matches later in the show. Mugen and Matsuda turn sharply looking at the door, for a second no one appears.
Then suddenly Tiberius Dupree hops into the center of the door frame with a ridiculously unworldly pose. Mugen turns to look at Matsuda, but before he can gage his reaction, he jumps into an unworldly pose of his own.
Mugen: What the hell?!
Matsuda: It's the Gracious Stance of Greeting all Grandiose Galactic Galivanters use.
Tibby quickly switches he stands to something between a killer butterfly and tamed alligator. Matsuda's eyes nearly pop out of his head, Mugen just looks on bewildered.
Mugen: And what stance is that.
Matsuda: FIGHT!!
Before the Eternal Ex-Division Champion can finish a half dozen men wearing bright orange overalls and straw hats appear on screen. The gruesomely barefoot overall men begin attacking the trio. One guy runs from out the bathroom, another hops up from inside the sofa hands extended like claws.
Tibby takes the two down rushing the door with two precisely timed knife edge chops. Mugen hits a double lariat on the other pair. Matsuda spits a double dose of green mist into another two ending them with kick a piece. As the straw hatted assassins lay on the floor gathering themselves, Mugen, Tibby and Suda make a pose that would put the Ginyu Force to shame.
Mugen: What's with the orange overall men from hell?
Shirtless and slightly out of breath Tibby huffs.
Dupree: Their called the Harvesters of Hanar's Hohall, we won't have to worry about them for another 431 years...wait a minute, Hideto, why is there two of you? Am I seeing a shift in interdimensional space?
The camera pans back and forth between Mugen and Matsuda, obviously pointing out their ethnicity.
Matsuda: You become part of the greatest guild in the galaxy, and your still oblivious to the world around you.
Dupree: I'm in the right dimension right?! Because I did notice that Jacob Trance is world champion. There aren't overgrown kremlings secretly running the government are there?
Matsuda: You have the right dimension, we just have the wrong champion. Anyway did you check out those places I told you about?
Mugen takes this time to work on his strong style technique on a prone straw hat man.
Dupree: I checked out Jaggerjoust, and Nomenor, and every place in between. Now I see why you take a couple breaks a year.
Matsuda: You should have listened years ago, but your betterness was only on a earthly scale.
Furrowed brow, Tibby replies.
Dupree: My betterness has always been...
Mugen: I'm ready to get my championship back, NOW!
The Lord of the Lariat kicks another overall ninja in the midsection, slams his fists into another then storms out the door.
Dupree: Why do you have a stunt double?!
Matsuda: That's Mugen, my tag partner you imbecile!
Matsuda continues warm up for his match as Tibby just stands there baffled.
The Camera pans to OCWFED Commentators Charles Scaggs and "Big" Al Poling.
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Is this Golden Guardians of the Fruadaxly? |
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DO YOU WANT TO GET SUED? |
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That went over your head didn't it. |
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Nothing goes over my head, my reflexes are to quick, I would catch it! |
AC Cobra is standing backstage with Stacy Clark. Eli accompanies Cobra as the backstage segment begins. Both of the family members are wearing the trademark "The Family" attire.
Stacy- Standing here with AC and Eli representing the family. AC you face your toughest fight yet against Matsuda.
Crowd pops at the sound of the EX Champion name.
Stacy- PPV after PPV many have tried beating Matsuda what do you plan on doing different?
Eli snatches the mic and hands it to AC.
AC- Cliche I could sit here and go one and one about how I'm going to win tonight but I won't. See The Family is much more than an cult as naive fans would call us.
Crowd boos
AC- No see we were lost souls and Trance has saved us all. He restored order and real wrestling back into the backbone of thos company,so yes I'm well aware what I face tonight. I face a man who's dubbed himself your villain correct?
AC- Family isn't here for titles we never carry them,where here for respect. Let it be known by the end of me and Suda match he will respect me and accept defeat. Join the family now as we grow or forever hold your peace.
Crowd continues to boo AC and he begins to chuckle. The camera zooms in ànd now Stacy is out the picture with the focal point being on AC/Eli.
AC- Family will prevail tonight on every aspect. United we stand together you fall,this is just the first step in Trances plan to restore OCW as we head into a new era. The Nex Gen Era.
AC shoves the mic in Stacy breast. Eli bucks at Stacy and she jumps,AC laughs as him and Eli walk away. The camera zooms in on Stacy frightened face.
The scene fades.
The Camera pans to OCWFED Commentators Charles Scaggs and "Big" Al Poling.
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A.C Cobra has a chance to cement his name as Ex-Division Champion! |
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Assuming he can defeat the Mega Star that is Matsuda-Chan |
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$$ 1/2
2 on 1 Handicap match
K. Dangelo vs Smythe D. Wonder & Wesley
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Holy snikes! |
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That's not even a word, you vonce! |
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Listen Al you Son of a..(looks over) OH MY GOD! DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE! |
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(looks over) OH HELL NO!!!!! |
The camera pans to Ringside!!!
Stacey Clarke : I'm here ringside , with what looks to be a paying member of the audience tonight, OCW Hall of Famer , Parker Stevens.
Parker : Hi Stacey , How you doing?
Clarke : I'm good thanks, can I get a few words from you during this commercial break?
Parker : Sure, first off, let me just say, I'm here tonight for the bitches!
He holds his arms in the air and spins round, motioning to the crowd who pop loudly
Parker : And I don't mean Bobby and Pugh, I'm here for the Bombshells! They got more balls than 50% of the roster!
Clarke : I'll take your word for that.
Parker : Second of all, I just want to give a shout out to Dupree's sister , I know you watching, look after my kids.
He turns and winks into the camera.
Clarke : With other returning vets such as Smythe and Vincent Valmont, will we be seeing you in an oCW ring again anytime soon?
Parker : Uuuugh.
He rubs his chin.
Parker : You know, I seriously thought the next time, if ever, I was back in an OCW arena, it would feel better than this, it would be a joyus occasion.
Parker : But instead, it gives me that little pain right behind my right eye like I get when I look down at my ringing phone, and see Justin Raze's name on the screen, or hear Leonheart's voice.
Some of the crowd pop for Leonheart.
Parker : At Wrestlution past , I returned for 1 reason only , to 'save' OCW from Leonheart's over-achieving mediocrity , I was happy where I was, I was free, enjoying life.
He runs his fingers through his beard.
Parker : But, reluctantly I answered the call from the devil himself , strangely the devil sounded alot like a male version of Rosie Perez.
Parker : And after the match with Pugh , where we beat the living hell out of each other, I thought my job was done, I thought I'd once again set this place on the road to redemption.
Parker : It turns out I was wrong.
Parker sighs and looks at the floor for a moment, before continuing to speak.
Parker : And I apologize to each and every one of you.
He points out to the arena crowd.
Parker : It seems all I did, was give this place more time, give people like Cody even more time to prove me right.
Parker : I didn't realise I was giving someone like Bobby Minio , the platform to talk for 3 hours a show every week, but not actually say anything of merit.
Parker : To give returning Hall of Famer, and Champion in his own head Smythe, the opportunity to return to action and force his irrelevant faction on people once again.
Parker : For a man like Vincent Valmont to walk in arenas all over the world, for people to go 'huh? , who?' because, well, some things never change.
Parker smirks.
Parker : For people like Dimsmore to...wait, what the hell happened to Dimsmore?
Parker : The ratings have gone down faster than a pair of Kardashian's knickers at a rap concert since Pugh jobbed the title to Cody, and they still haven't recovered.
Parker : I watch the show every week, I read all the gossip online at ocwfed.com , I hear all the talk about the 'Golden Age' , the 'Ambition Era' , all the statistics... but people forget, they forget so quickly...the 'golden era' died out of it's own accord..people left, lives moved on.
Parker : But the 'Ambition era' was killed! By a single man.
Parker : The 'Ambition era' was killed by yours truly.
Clarke : You mean when you defeated Dupree in the chamber?
Parker : Exactly, I broke the iron grip he had over OCW, and kick started what I like to call OCW's 'Jurassic Era'.
Parker : One of the most dominant era's by a single man in OCW history, for almost 9 months I went undefeated, every single week.
Parker : Don't believe me? Go re-watch it on OCW Network for the bonus price of $7.99 a month.
Clarke : Did you say $7.99?
Parker : Yes, $7.99 ..... it's not worth $9.99 a month because the majority of it on there is crap!
Parker : Anyway, I digress...as I was saying, the Jurassic Era.
Parker : It took 3 men to end it.
Parker : So you ask me if I'm coming back anytime soon?
Clarke : That's what I asked yes.
Parker : OCW couldn't handle the second coming of the dinosaur..it barely survived the first.
Parker : With the old heads like Smythe, Valmont...Wesley returning...the OCW locker room probably looks like a scene from Coccoon , all patting each other on the back about what they did almost 5 years ago.
Parker : At this moment in time , I have no interest, or need for a nostalgia trip , I'm simply here to try and enjoy the show..as for the future , who knows.
Clarke : Back to you at ringside Scaggs.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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First Dupree and now Parker! And still as out spoken as ever. |
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All the stars are coming out! And A correction The OCW Archives are only 14.99! |