As Summercide continues, we head backstage to the always interesting Stacey Clark.
Clark: With me at this time...Razor.
The superstar, formally known as Justin Raze, steps into view, looking happy and eager as always.
Clark: Just...I mean...Razor, you seem like you have a new energy, a new focus about you, what's new?
Razor: Well Stacey, new look....or I guess you could say old look!
Razor: First of all besides that-
Razor looks off camera for a moment, a hard stare coming across his face. The camera zooms out...and reveals Michael Hollywood. Many boos can be heard coming from the main arena
Razor: So Hollywood, are you staying for...say...five minutes before you are "Gone with the Wind"?
At this Hollywood shoves Razor and Razor steps right back at Hollywood and shoves him back. OCW Security rushes in and holds both men back as they struggle to get to each other while shouting profanities at each other.
After being separated E.Z. Cash looks at Hollywood with a look of shock on his face pulls out the pocket mirror he carries around for Hollywood and holds it up for Hollywood to see a small almost unnoticeable scratch on his face from where he must have been grazed by a fingernail during the altercation.
E.Z. Cash:Hollywood look.
Hollywood looks at his reflection in the mirror and see's the scratch and is horrified by what he see's.
Hollywood: E.Z. LOOK AT ME! I can't go out there tonight like this tonight. What would people say? My acting and wrestling career would be over.
Hollywood: Call Dr. Zuckerman he has to take me in for emergency plastic surgery my life as we know it depends on it. Cover me up and get the driver to pull around I got to go.
E.Z. Takes his suit jacket off puts it on Hollywoods head to cover his face then gets on his phone and begins making a phone call as the scene fades out.
The Camera pans to OCWFED Commentators Charles Scaggs and "Big" Al Poling.
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Going to go out on a limb and say those 2 aren't going to be friends! |
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How astute of you! |
The X-Tron Flickers On!
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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YES! |
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These are spooky! |
The following segment has been prerecorded.
The camera fades in on Drago Cesar and Johnny Law inside of Drago's jeep. Drago stops and then turns to Johnny.
Drago Cesar: This is the place.
Johnny Law: What the hell are we doing here again?
The camera pans out to reveal that Drago is back in Djesus's Michigan hood, near the barbershop.
Drago Cesar: I'm need to make things right, Johnny.
Drago then steps out of the car and starts walking into the barbershop. As soon as he steps in, everyone stops what they're doing and glares at him. Drago looks around.
Drago Cesar: DJESUS NEED TO UNDERSTAND WHO HE MESSING WITH! ALL OF YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT IS BEST FOR DRAGO. ALL OF YOU THINK WRONG. AND NOW, IT IS TIME.
Everyone in the barbershop starts looking at each other when Djesus's friend Peter walks toward Drago confused.
Petey: Man, what the hell are you doing here again? And why you gotta ditch the corn rows?
Drago Cesar: I'm hate corn crops. And I have come to kick ass.
Almost instantly, Drago floors Petey with a haymaker, causing several of his friends around the barbershop to get pissed and start running toward Drago.
Drago dodges a punch and throws a kidney punch followed by an uppercut to take one out.
He notices another running at him and Drago lowers himself to throw the man over his shoulders into a nearby mirror.
Another is about to run at him when he along with the others are stopped by a sudden yell. Mr. Kwan, the owner, steps in carrying a broom and looks to be very pissed.
Mr. Kwan: HUH?! WHY YOU COME HERE AND NO GET HAIRCUT?!?!?!? AND YOU START FIGHT IN MAI BAHBUHSHAP?!?!?! DAT'S IT STUPID ONE, I KILL YOU, OK?!?!?!
Mr. Kwan then tries to hit Drago over his head with the broom, but Drago bobs out of the way.
Kwan gets frustrated and starts swinging the damn thing all over the place, but Drago still manages to avoid getting hit.
Kwan then kicks Drago in the man parts from out of nowhere, sending the hunter crashing to the ground.
Kwan raises his broom to attempt to finish him off, but is suddenly struck from behind with an aluminum bat, and goes down instantly. The person with the bat is revealed to be Johnny Law, who is now circling the rest of the goons.
Johnny Law: Huh? You want some of this, you bastards? That's what I thought, y'all better back the hell off!
Johnny helps Drago up as they start to walk out of the barbershop. However, they hear a huge roar and they turn around to find an enraged Mr. Kwan running at them.
Drago catches Kwan and throws him out the window, causing shards of glass to fall on the bitter old Korean man. Drago and Johnny walk out but not before Johnny kicks the downed old man in the face.
Drago Cesar: I'm think we send good message.
Johnny Law: Those guys don't know what hit them. Now we just gotta kick that son of a bitch Djesus's ass. Let's go.
The scene fades to black.
The Camera pans to OCWFED Commentators Charles Scaggs and "Big" Al Poling.
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American History X2, Electric Boogaloo. |
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I don't even! |
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Up next the unlikely team of Michael Hollywood and Austin Lee take on The Blacklist. |
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This is going to be really good or really bad! |
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The Blacklist
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Austin Lee & Michael Hollywood
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT! |
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HAHAHA, I LOVE IT SCAGGS! KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN! |
With Summercide in full swing the camera shoots back to a special area in the arena. There is a sports bar set up in a sectioned off arena and it is packed with screaming OCW fans. The people that missed out on Summercide tickets are sitting in the newly formed "Bloodline Bar"
Everyone is drinking Bloody Mary's and Bloody Cesears while they cheer on they're favourite stars. As the camera pans in Smythe and Wesley are standing by the DJ booth at a podium.
Beside them are two waitresses. dressed in what can only be explained as Hooters attire. The crowd starts chanting "Bloodline" "Bloodline" as they ramp up the crowd for a speech.
Smythe: I know you people missed this. Only the Bloodline can bring you the best parties, the hottest ladies and the greatest Pay Per View experiences.
Wesley: Yes, Even tho you all couldn't afford to buy tickets to Summercide. We got you in the arena and we got you the best experience possible. You can thank us... the Bloodline for the Bloodline bar, All you can drink Bloody Cesars and Bloody Mary's. photos with some of the hottest ladies in Miami.
Smythe: And Wesley drinking nothing but flavoured water... because he is detoxing!!!
Wesley: Really???
Smythe: Yes, that drunkness that you think you feel is actually just Perks that I crushed into your red water............................................. . Now TONIGHT!!!! We will be crucifying the next person to come home to the pure Bloodline!!!
Wesley: I always wanted a big dumb slave that I can tell what to do and tonight we will make that happen what should I make him do first.
Smythe: Make him take a few of these ladies home!!! (Crowd pop) But seriously tho. This is the beginning of the new, improved Bloodline... and the next chapter in the legacy of OCW. As they say the more things change... the more they stay the same!!!
Wesley: Bloodline out!!!!
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Well then! |
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Looks like The Bloodline is ready! |