The X-Tron Flickers on
The Camera pans to OCWFED Commentators Charles Scaggs and "Big" Al Poling.
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Listen to this capacity crowd they have come unhinged! |
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I felt a great disturbance in OCW… as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. |
Just moments before Golden Era meets Ambition Era in one of the biggest matches in OCW history we pan to a local bar displaying the event on multiple HD televisions. Sitting at the bar surrounded by a bunch of attractive drunk girls is Roofus Ruckusington The THOID drinking a appletini. A hot brunette caresses his casted arm another dips her straw in his drink as they giggle and laugh at the drunken Roofus.
Roofus: Nate...Nate...Nate Orthiz, signed diss..
He tries to show everyone his cast, but the girls just continue to giggle and drink.
Roofus: Rooooooothus...is betttter dan betterlessses.
He then falls back in his chair crashing to the floor with a slight fat man bounce, that incites even more laughter.
Roofus: GO NATE ORTHIZ!!!! GO EXPRESSES, GOOOOOOOOO!
Drunk Girls: GO NATE ORTHIZ!!!! GO EXPRESSES, GOOOOOOOOO!
The camera fades as Roofus tries to make his way back to his feet to the delight of his drunken groupies.
The Camera pans to OCWFED Commentators Charles Scaggs and "Big" Al Poling.
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A security guard apart. Roofus has changed sides! |
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Nobody likes a turncoat. |
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And now ladies and gentlemen it is time for our main event. What else does there need to be said? |
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A Legend vs An Icon, this is going to be good! |
Legend vs. Icon
(Golden Era)
Nate Ortiz
vs.
(Ambition Era )
Tiberius Dupree
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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I can't believe it! |
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History in the making. |
