Somehow, some way, Roofus has reacquired all of his rare Nate Ortiz Merchandise set ablaze by Tibby.
He's sneaking around the hallways trying to avoid all members of OMG, especially Dimsmore who broke his arm a few weeks back just for being at the wrong place at the wrong time.
He also doesn't want to be caught by his employer Tiberius Dupree, an avid hater of the Ortiz Express.
As Roofus looks around both corners before proceeding into the main vestibule hoping to catch a glimpse of his favorite OCW Superstar.
The camera pans around to see Mez Murdock giving boots to bustas to the vending machine.
No albino midgets stealing his munchies this time, just Molly doing jumping jacks in circles to his left.
Roofus makes his way through the vestibule, trying to remain invisible, suddenly his hero, his knight in shining armor, The Golden Boy of The Golden Era steps out into the hallway. Roofus freezes in place as if it's his first time seeing the Hall of Famer.
Roofus: Roothus, uh uh uh...
Nate waits patiently as Roofus struggles to get his words out.
Roofus: Uhhh..uhh...Roothus Sorry, mista legend Nate sir.
Nate: No, sorry is the company you keep Roofus. I know your only doing what your told, but your a grown man. You can't let another man dictate your path in life, especially if that path leads you to disrespecting my family.
Roofus lowers his head in defeat.
Roofus: Mean Mean Mista made me do it, Roothus just want autograph...
He magically pulls out a sharpe and sticks the cast out for Nate to sign.
Nate: If I sign you cast, you have to promise to yourself, that you will stand by your own beliefs and make your own choices. Never follow another man's lead, definitely not a man like Tiberius Dupree.
Roofus: Yesh sir, Yesh sir mista!
Roofus eagerly nods as Nate signs his cast. Roofus immediately bursts into tears of delight.
Roofus: Roothus hope his arm nebber heals, tank you, tank you Mista OCW!
He skips off down the hallway like a teenager who just lost his virginity. Nate continues to make his rounds as the camera fades.
The Camera pans to OCWFED Commentators Charles Scaggs and "Big" Al Poling.
 |
The inner fanboy comes out once again! |
 |
What, I don't even. What a sell out! |
|
Up next K.D Angelo is out to prove that he is part of the master class of OCW. By taking on the Current F.I holder Dimsmore! |
|
This all came about when Mugen and K.D double teamed Dimsmore during a triple threat! |
Grudge Match
Dimsmore (F.I) vs. K.D Angelo
The Camera pans to the announce team!
|
Oh heaven's |
|
Right on the button! |
The camera pans backstage to the Cerberus Locker room. It’s nearly time for the OCW tag Team Championship Match, Leonheart has still not arrived in the arena yet. Cody Storm is starting to get worried.
Cody Storm: “This is feeling oddly reminiscient of another PPV where I had a shot at The A-Team and the Tag Titles....”
Just then the door suddenly opens.
Cody Storm: “Leon???”
BUFFNESS: “Do I look like Leon? Does Leon have arms like BUFFNESS?”
Cody Storm: “If you could just use all of the blood that must be concentrated in your arms to keep them that large, and use it to do some blood ritual and summon my partner so we can win the tag team titles, that'd be great....... thanks!”
BUFFNESS: “You got more chance of winning the tag team Championships without Leon to be honest Cody. I mean look at the guy, he just lost the Hardcore Championship to that stupid guy Jookie. JOOKIE MARLEY!!! I mean Cody Storm wouldn’t lose to Jookie.”
Cody Storm: “You’re right I wouldn’t, I'm kind of awesome. But Leon did beat Omar Gibbs for that championship to begin with and and he did have to go out and defend it against three people elimination style. AND he beat two of them before losing to Jookie, so maybe a little slack is due huh?”
BUFFNESS: “Don’t make excuses for him; I would have eliminated all three of them at the same time.”
BUFFNESS looks at his arms.
BUFFNESS: “When you have arms as big as these, you got nothing to worry about. Tonight I am going to win back the North American championship Cody. Then I am going to take control over Cerberus because let’s face it. No one can touch me and as long as you fall in line, we’ll be alright.”
Cody Storm is not happy about what BUFFNESS just said but before he can reply, BUFFNESS leaves the locker room. Cody calls after him, unsure of whether or not BUFFNESS will hear him.
Cody Storm: “YOU'RE LUCKY YOU EVEN HAVE A TITLE SHOT, I SHOULD STILL BE CHAMPION!"
Cody takes a deep breath and sighs....
Cody: "Well guess I better get out to the ring, where the hell are you Leon?”
Cody Storm leaves the locker room and just as he begins to walk down the hallway, Leonheart dressed in his ring attire comes walking around the corner.
Cody Storm: “Leon, where the hell have you been?”
Leonheart: “Gibbs is going to pay!”
Cody Storm: “Well, I mean yeah. That's the point here, to make him pay for that powerbomb right?”
Leonheart: “That's not at all what I'm talking about. But there's no time to explain Cody, I just hope you’re ready.”
Cody Storm: “I am always ready to take someone's title!”
Leonheart: “Then let’s go kick some ass!”
The Camera pans to the announce team!
|
Cerberus looks to be ready! |
|
It's about that time. |