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Leonheart is sitting in his office much more nervous than usual. His leg is constantly pounding the floor. A knock on the door is heard and he leaps back in his chair slightly.

Leonheart:
GO AWAY!

The knocking stops!

Leonheart:
You can't stop the signal, pfft. I can stop the signal when ever I want pfft!

Leonheart begins to talk to himself.


Leonheart:
Oh look at me I'm a convict with an Ipad, ohh so scary. Look at me hack my way into a multi-million dollar company. I'm so cool!!! OH THE LIGHTS GO OUT SCARY SCARY, LETS PLAY SCARY MUSIC, HOW DANGEROUS.

Leonheart: This arena is locked down tighter than a ducks ass in water. No way HE is getting in. I mean how hard is it to stop a 6 foot Rican with a bar of soap!!! HAHAH, I bet he dropped the soap plenty of times, hahaha sissy.

Leonheart's office phone rings, he immediately slams the SPEAKER ON button with his fist.

Leonheart: I SAID NO CALLS, I'M RUNNING A SHOW NOT AN INFOMERCIAL FOR AT&T.

Voice: But sir you said to let you know if we saw any kind of suspicious actvity!

Leonheart: WELL SPIT IT OUT MONGREL!

Leonheart: One of the doors to the secured parking areas that was thought to be secured seems to be open.

Leonheart begins to twitch.

Leonheart: WELL CLOSE IT, AND GET OFF THE PHONE

Voice: Aye Sir!

Leonheart: Surrounded by incompetence, I can't let these distractions get to me, Wrestlution 9 my crowning achievement is but  a mere few weeks away. And tonight on the ROAD TO WRESTLUTION that is Road 2 Glory, I have to once again show the world the CERTIFIED GREATNESS that is the LIVING LEGEND, LEONHEART!

Another knock on the door is heard Leon is agitated.

Leonheart:
I SAID GO AWAY!!!! NO VISITORS I HAVE A COMPANY TO RUN!!!!!!

The knocking continues to get louder and louder and more violent.

Leonheart: GET OUT OF HERE!!! GET OUT OF HERE NOW!!!! I'm WARNING YOU!!

Leonheart's voice begins to crack. As a sense of dread washes over him.

Leonheart:
I'm serious I have a weapon, if I open that door someone's going to get there ass whipped, someone is going to get there wig split!!!!

A loud thud is heard as if someone just tried to kick the door open. The wood expands slightly at the sheer force but the door holds its frame. A few more loud thuds as Leonheart scrambles for walkie talkie.

Leonheart:
Hostile has been spotted, ALL UNITS CONVERGE ON THE EAGLES NEST NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW.

Leonheart opens his desk and pulls out a tazer and confidently rushes the door.
As he swings it open he thrusts his arm out in hopes of hitting someone with said tazer.


No one is outside Leonheart looks to the left and right at the empty corridors as his security team finally arrives. He looks down and see's an envelope. He cautiously examines the envelope for harmful materials. He carefully opens the envelope and a small torn piece cloth floats to the floor.

He picks it up and  his eyes widen as he immediatly drops it yells.

Leonheart:
FULL LOCK DOWN, IF THEY DON'T WORK HERE YOU ARE AUTHORIZED TO USE ANY MEANS NECESSARY.

As Leonheart slams the door to his office the camera begins to lower. As it lowers it focuses on the piece of cloth on the floor. The torn shred of clothing reads.

#1337
M.S.C.F

Mourningwood State Correctional Facility

The Camera pans to OCWFED Commentators Charles Scaggs and "Big" Al Poling.

Can it be?

No, no, no, no. This is rubbish.

I think we both know what's happening! Up next The Bombshell Security Force takes on Drunk, Drunk, and Disorderly. Betty Ford.

These women need help!

 

Bombshell Security Force vs Betty Ford

Download The Match Here

 

The Camera pans to the announce team!

Good heavens.

They fight like GROWN ASS MEN!

 

 

We're backstage at Road 2 Glory and Jim Black is standing by with Your World Heavyweight Champion, Cody Storm, to talk to him about his upcoming title defense here tonight.

Jim Black:
"Cody you cut your fan access time short after the announcement by Tobin Frost, so I'll just have to ask what everyone's been thinking: How are you feeling about tonight? Are you prepared for K.Dangelo? He's never had a one on one title shot before, do you think that's going to affect tonight at all?"

Cody Storm: "Tonight's going to be a brawl and that's what it should be. One of the reasons I put so much effort and energy into winning this Championship is because I'm a competitor. Not only do I want to be the best, I want to fight the best.

Cody Storm: I like being in the cross hairs Jim. It's one thing to win the title, but the work doesn't end there. You have to defend the belt and keep proving why you're the best out there."

Cody Storm: "As far as this being K.D.'s first one on one title shot, I already said it's no coincidence. K.D. got a title shot because I'm the champion and I won't run from him. And why should I?

Cody Storm: I've beaten him every time we've fought, bar one match when I purposely walked out because I didn't want to enter the North American title tournament."

Cody Storm: "Why should I be worried? Why should I think that tonight will be any different than any time before facing off against K.D.?"

Jim Black: "Well, maybe because Tobin Frost is the one calling the match, and we all know you two aren't the best of friends."

Cody Storm: "Right..... I almost forgot about that."

Shades from Fan Access earlier as Cody abruptly turns away from the interview and heads down the hallway in the opposite direction.

 

The Camera pans to the announce team!

The Champion oozes machismo.

When you are the top dog you got to walk the walk and talk the talk!

Up next A.C. Cobra looks to extract revenge on The Bane of his existance Lucky O'Donnell.

That purple permed leprachuan has a horseshoe up his patootie I swear.

 

A.C Cobra vs Lucky O'Donnell

Download The Match Here

The Camera pans to the announce team!

Oye!

Vey

 

 

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