THE FOLLOWING HAS BEEN PREVIOUSLY RECORDED
Date: Saturday, July 27th
Time: 10:47 am
Location: Mourning Wood Correctional Facility
After checking various sections of the prison, Tibby, Odessa and the Warden maker their way to the Kitchen. Within seconds of opening the door we hear a large commotion inside. Kitchen staff are chasing insects across the floor with brooms, mops and even a spatchula.
Warden Magnaberry: What in God's name is going on in here!
Kitchen Cook: I don't know where they came from but their everywhere! One of them bit Danny, his entire left hand is swollen, Gerry had to rush him to the emergency room.
Dupree: This doesn't look good Mr. Magnaberry, not good at all.
The warden's face begins to turn bright red with anger. Odessa and Tibby exchange glaces of approval as we fade again.
The Camera pans to OCWFED Commentators Charles Scaggs and "Big" Al Poling.
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I really have no words! |
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I hope one of those words you don't have is Freedom! |
The scene opens up with That Young Knockout Kid, Mugen backstage in his locker room with his manager, the Amazing Ari Brookstone. We join them mid conversation with the two talking about a strategy for Mugen's North American Championship opportunity tonight.
Ari: And once you deliver that move to him, I want you to flex for all the beautiful women and to spite that ruffian we refer to as a champion. YOU Mugen, will restore honor to that championship once you win it tonight.
Mugen nods in silence as he tries to soak in all the knowledge Ari has given him tonight.
Ari: What you did the other night, hitting McGee with his own old move. Brilliant! I am so glad I have taught you well.
Mugen: He deserved it, getting into my face after the match. He obviously couldn't accept that he lost cleanly. 1 - 2 - 3.
Mugen holds up 3 fingers and laughs. Out of nowhere a knock is heard on the door. The door opens to reveal Matsumoto & Molly who holds a piece of paper in her hand with a big OCW logo on the letterhead.
Molly: You see this crap?!
Matsumoto: BULL CRAP!
Molly: They can't do this to you Ari and Mugen!
Molly hands the paper to Ari. Ari's expression changes from cheerful to serious as he reads the note.
Ari: Mugen, it seems as if the powers to be have a problem with us. Well with me specifically. Looks like you hitting a banned move the other night on that ruffian McGeeand my beat down of him at the last PPV will bite us in the ass. I am banned from ringside.
Mugen: WHAT?! You are my manager! You are supposed to be capable of being at ringside! This is an outrage!
Ari: It is no matter. The gameplan I have given you tonight still applies. You will just have to remember that you, Mugen, are the Golden Boy. And tonight, you will get that gold around your waist.
Mugen: Ari, it is my destiny. I will bring that title home.
Mugen is about to head out of the locker room when Ari stops him for a moment.
Ari: Just remember, win or lose. I have a surprise for you tonight.
Mugen looks a bit confused but nods and walks out of the locker room as the scene fades to black.
The Camera pans to OCWFED Commentators Charles Scaggs and "Big" Al Poling.
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Mugen gets one more chance at redemption tonight! |
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But can he put the breaks on the SwolEXPRESS! |
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Ladies and Gentlemen, up next we have a potential barn burner of a match. Its twisted steel warfare and its for the tag team titles. The Challengers, the A-Team are looking for blood tonight... and it just so happens thats what the Champions feed off... Kindred are ready tonight... Al what do you expect in this match? |
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I expect somebody to lose a limb. If i don't see a big black hand flapping around above the ring it'll be a let down. |
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Flapping? |
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Flapping... |
OCW TAG-TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP
A-Team vs. Kindred (C)
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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THE FOLLOWING HAS BEEN PREVIOUSLY RECORDED
Date: Saturday, July 27th
Time: 11:15 am
Location: Mourning Wood Correctional Facility
As Tibby and Odessa continue to scribble on there respective notepads to emphasize the severity of the situation we can expect that Tibby has wrote "BETTERNESS" at least 800 times in cursive, while Odessa has written "I am So Smart" at least 300 times. This kind of information would be pertinent had the Warden not clearly lost his marbles as the situation currently at hand.
Warden Magnaberry: I uh don't know what his is about, but I will get to the bottom of it. Mourning Wood has been a sterling example of Correctional Excellence since our inception in 1987. But I most insist that you folks take your leave while we try to contain this epidemic.
As the warden shuffles off Tibby and Odessa, we pan to Matsuda who has Metal Gear Solided his way to one of the access panels that leads into Cell Block 6. He takes out a device that resembles an Ipad and begins to work on the Camera System. He isn't having any luck and is growing frustrated. As such he sprays green mist into the camera to disable it.
A camera from the outside views a Fruit Truck from "Sensational Laundry Services" The truck passes clearance and parks near the now infamous kitchen commissary area. Dimsmore hops out of the truck as he adjusts his driving gloves. The Screams of terror from the kitchen incident are faint, but loud enough for Dimsmore to hear. He takes a filled duffle bag and tosses into one of the laundry carts as he begins to walk.
Dimsmore: I'm getting to old for this shit!
The camera now pans to the Twins Wang Li and Wang lee as they are reluctantly escorting Roofus aka Reginald Vel'Johnson to his quarters. It looks like the pieces are almost together!
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Can they really. |
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Oh I hope not! |