We join all five members of The Family backstage, they are gathered behind Jacob Trance, sitting cross legged on the floor as he speaks.
Trance: Brothers and sisters, tonight is a wonderful night for change... Tonight is a wonderful night for humanity...
Trance: They say that the meek shall inherit the earth but tonight, tonight we drag the meek kicking and screaming from their homes, tonight we burn their inheritance to ashes.
Jacob chuckles.
Trance: You can hate me, love me, it doesn't matter... As long as you BELIEVE in me. Because I can and I will make this world a better place for my children, I will make this land safe, no more will it be a danger zone controlled by fear and extortion.
Trance: Cody, my boy... The wheels of your wagon are cracked and split, the Indians are circling and we want your scalp, this place... This place now belongs to me, your title that has corrupted you so and as such I must redeem you...
Jacob trails off and rubs at his nose.
Trance: Sid and Eli... You two have an opportunity, a gift given to you for following my words... Do not let it slip past you my children. Two champions to conquer, two trophies to mount in your wall.
Trance: This is your night... Cobra, Cobra, Cobra... All that stands between you and a chance at your dreams is a perennial underachiever, child.
Trance: A man who was going to go on to great things but instead he allowed himself to be tempted and swayed by narcotics, he allowed the devils work to interfere with his grand becoming and as such my son we are charged with the task of ensuring his filthy paws go nowhere near Matsudas fools gold.
Jacob looks towards Luke.
Trance: And for you Luke... Release that lost soul from his delirium and deliver him to me... It's time to step into the light...
Jacob laughs to himself as his family all rise and they leave the room in unison.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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It's a big night for the family! |
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They have the chance to solidfy themselves tonight! |
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And now for the first match of the night. It was announce on OCWFED.COM. The Big Bombshell Faction Battle! |
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Try saying that 3 times fast. Sparta's Army vs O.M.SHE vs. Betty Ford! |
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These ladies are going to fire it up! |
Anna Mosity (Betty Ford) vs Legion(Sparta's Army) vs Molly (O.M.SHE)
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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An Emphatic Ending! |
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Ouch! |
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Ladies and Gentlemen you learned that OCW has signed 2 new rookies to a Developmental Contract on OCWFED.COM |
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And we just learned that they are here tonight! |
The X-Tron Flickers on!
* The camera aims at two unfamiliar faces in the ring *
*One of them asks for two mics and begins to talk*
Shane Owen: Ladies and gentleman my name is Shane Owen. The guy to the right of me is my tag team partner Shane Scott and we are Bad Company.
Shane Owen: We are here to help all of you from all these horrible tag teams in OCW you see me and my tag team partner know what it’s like to be in a competitive tag team division we know what it feels like to be successful we know exactly what it feels like to be so close to gold and then get screwed over.
* Shane Scott begins to speak *
Shane Scott: My name is “The Alpha” Shane Scott. What me and my partner are trying to do, No what we are gonna do is save you from this so called tag team “Abeyance”.
The Crowd begins to laugh!
Shane Scott: Pfft what type of name is that? Did you get that off the back of a fortune cookie or something?!
*Shane Scott laughs*
Shane Scott: Well listen and listen good your reign is over!
*Shane Scott hands motions to Owen to speak*
Shane Owen: Woah Shane take it easy man don’t want to scare them.
The Crowd Laughs!
Shane Owen: Listen we are here for one reason and one reason only and thats to entertain these fans and to win those championship belts and we will not stop until we have gold around our waist you got that “ Abeyance”?! Good!
*Scott pipes in*
Shane Scott: If anyone tries to stop us, well we will send you a gift basket after you wake up in the hospital.
* Shane Owen takes the mic*
Shane Owen: Damn right! we’re the future of OCW we finally made it to the big leagues and no one is going to take that away from us and i mean no one.
*Scott and Owen’s music hits as they drop their mics and stare at the camera with a smirk*
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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That was either the greatest thing ive ever witnessed or the worst thing ive ever witnessed. |
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I can't....I Can't.... |