We take a break from the red hot action in the ring to journey backstage to the headquarters of the Obelisk of OCW, the dimly lit personal locker room of Overness Meets Greatness.
Matsuda is standing alone, draped in gold with an uncommon focus written across his face. His eyes tell the story as he appears to be meditating on his title defense against the newcomer Bobby Minio.
Matsuda: It's been a long time coming, Bobby but you are finally here. In the greatest promotion in the world. On a grand stage. And for the greatest prize I can offer.
Matsuda: Four weeks ago I gave you this title shot because I know who you are. I know what you've done to get here. And last week I finally saw the revolution you've been talking about.
Matsuda: But what I also realized last week was that you have no idea who I am.
Matsuda: You've seen my extensive portfolio, My five star matches. My title history. But you don't know Hideto Matsuda. And you damn sure don't know what he's capable of.
Matsuda: In case you were wondering, I am a wrestling demon the likes of which no one has ever seen before me. One with an insatiable appetite for excellence. And one who has held the title of the best in this weight class for the larger part of the past two years.
Matsuda: And though I may not always get the respect I deserve from other people in this company, there is a reason that I am the lone pillar remaining in a formerly densely populated Ex Division.
Matsuda: Because if you search far and wide, you will find no one better. On this microphone. In that ring. I am a force to be reckoned with whose only obstacle is myself.
Matsuda: And that is what you have awaken in me, Bobby Minio. A focus that I haven't had in some time now. I expect you to bring your "A" game tonight, and try as you might, but know this…
Matsuda pauses.
Matsuda: You are already dead.
Matsuda stands still, stoic as the pillar he had described as the scene fades.
The Camera pans to OCWFED Commentators Charles Scaggs and "Big" Al Poling.
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SHOTS FIRED! |
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Matsuda's gonna kill him? |
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Stop trying to make chants happen they won't happen. |
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Its the 1 Man Revolution Bobby Minio vs The EX-Division Demon MATSUDA and its now! |
The Camera pans to the entrance ramp!
OCW EX-DIVISION CHAMPIONSHIP
Ladder Match 62%
Bobby Minio vs. Matsuda (C)
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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The brutality. |
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Is this guy made of Adamantium, he just keeps coming! |
As Chill Faktor rolls on, we cut to a parking lot where Paul Pugh and Mugen are both donning Denver Bronco colored Gi’s and are beating the living heck out of a Datsun sunny. Jim Black arrives on the scene sporting a microphone and a fedora and quickly tries to catch the attention of the C4 warriors.
Jim: Gentlemen, a word?
Pugh stops what he’s doing as Mugen continues kicking the wing mirrors off
Pugh: Champion Jim. Champion is a word. Victory. That’s a word. Funceptical… that is not a word. So lets focus on the words… on the freedom of the English language Jim. Jim. Can I ask you a question… Do you believe in democracy?
Mugen lets out a massive grunt as he smashes the windshield with his bare face. Jim sighs for a moment and shrugs his shoulders
Jim: I… I guess…
Pugh: Jim you are wrong to believe in democracy. All democracy does is trick people into believing they’re creating change… Jim ask yourself. Who runs the world?
Mugen: Hiiiiiiiii—yahhhhh
Jim: Um… Girls?
Pugh: What a ridiculous answer. Give me the microphone and go and stand over there.
Pugh snatches the microphone from Jim Black and points to the middle distance. Jim sheepishly leaves
Pugh: The 1% runs the world… and it feels great to remind everyone that as C4… we are the one percent. We are the focus of this company. We are the future, the past and the cancer that will keep you all nice and sickly as we run roughshod over this place. Tonight, it doesn’t matter who gets voted in. I will win. I always win. Its something of a talent of mine. Democracy is a lie.
Pugh looks menacingly into the camera
Pugh: HiiPoWeR is truth… C4 over everything…
Pugh takes the World Championship belt from around his waist and holds it up before taking a cinderblock from the ground and shattering the side windows of the poor Japanese hatchback.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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Really, really! |
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AHAHA Classic #heel |
The camera opens up to a hall way in the backstage area of Seattle's Key Arena. Sean McGee appears almost ready to go for his upcoming match as he's already in ring attire walking towards the soda machine.
BUFFNESS: "I can't believe I left all of my BuffBlaster back in the room. Of all of the n...."
2 out of 3 Falls 58%
Cody Storm vs. Sean McGee
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He's done it! |
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That will do it! |
At the closest, crappiest hole in the wall bar you can find within the vicinity of the arena is where Anna Mosity, the new OCW Bombshell Champion celebrates. With her is the Thelma to her Louise, Eerie Sunshine.
Anna Mosity: We gonna bring down the whole estabullmishment, E!
We're not even mid way through Chill Faktor and the two have already drank 4 pitchers.
Eerie Sunshine: We was da first Bombshells, before dem other hoes started licking carpets to get on tv.
Anna Mosity: It's okay I messed dem bitches up, you shudda been dare.
Eerie Sunshine: If I was dare, I woulda won easithly, if dat Lindsay ho didn't twat block.
Stumbling to her feet she shoves the title in Eerie's face.
Anna Mosity: Ova my dead body ho, *bleep* you and *bleep* Lindsay!
She goes to hit her with the Bombshell title, but she ducks and hits a innocent patron square in the head. Your classic bar room brawl ensues, with Anna Mosity and Eerie teaming up as usual. The camera fades as Anna Mosity gives a finger to the camera for Lindsay.
The Camera pans to the announce team!
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And her celebration just started folks! |
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DISGRACE! |